I had to get rid of an old cheap Supertone upright piano, and a piano refurbishment shop told me it wasn't worth anything and they'd charge me £70 to take it to the dump so I spent 3 days breaking it into bits small enough to put in the car, armed with just a crowbar, screwdriver, handsaw, bolt cutters and an electric drill. the iron frame was a b*tch to break up (fixed by odd square-headed countersunk screws), and the pieces were still pretty heavy. but that's one musical goal out the way anyone have piano-disposal related stories to tell? dropped one out of a plane/hit one with a car/truck, roll one down a hill into a wall etc?
Hope you saved some of the keys. The black ones are ebony and make great nuts and thumb rests etc. The ivory keys make beautiful inlay material. Pkr2
oops... actually I'm pretty sure the black keys on this one were just painted softwood, and the white keys were capped with some kind of plastic. apparently it was tuned a semitone down. I tried tuning it up to standard pitch but gave up halfway through.
I could easily destroy anything. Should have called me... but then there is the other side of the freakin world issue...
no piano carnage to speak of, but I did break a `77 Stingray in two in a bout of temporary insanity yup, I'm an idiot
ouch... I seem to remember an entry in the Guinness Book of Records for a team of martial arts experts breaking up a piano using bare hands and feet. I don't know how they could break the iron frame and strings, at least without injuring themselves....