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anyone else's jaw hitting the floor yet?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mon Rominee, Jun 27, 2007.

  1. you know, watching Paris lie her ASS off to Larry King?

    oh, she doesn't drink. has never done drugs.

    she's prolly gonna say she's never smoked pole, ever.

    insane. yeah, real hard-hittin journalism King...
  2. WalterBush


    Feb 27, 2005
    Yuma, Az
    Full disclosure, I'm a certified Fender technician working in a music store that carries Fender, Yamaha, and Ibanez products among others.
    My jaw is hitting the floor, alright. I didn't know anyone watched Larry King still;)
  3. Well, I walked in from practice and heard my Wife laughing...soon found out why. Unbelievable.

    If you want in on the BEST comedy of the year, please watch this interview. It will be showing at Cannes with subtitles so you can read and laugh at the same time.
  4. Jonny B

    Jonny B

    Nov 5, 2006
    Who's Larry King?

    And who is this Paris Hilton you speak of? ;)
  5. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Inactive

    Dec 20, 2006
    If I could someday wrap my fingers around her throat, I'd proudly strangle her to death, with videotape running and a jury of peers watching, and spend my time in prison for her murder. And I would be praised as a HERO to the survival of mankind.
  6. RWP


    Jul 1, 2006
    Did you hear? She makes all her own money, and all this time I thought her parents were rich. ;)
  7. Man.

    Is it legal to lie this much on National television, short of the State of the Union address?

    But yeah, the media just lie about her. She's innocent and carries a bible and is a highly spiritual person...went to catholic school you know? For the skirts...they're hot. :p
  8. I wouldn't watch Larry if you paid me. With that dumb beeyatch on the show, you would have to put a gun to my head for me to watch it :rollno:
  9. ryco


    Apr 24, 2005
    Colin Powell's on Larry tomorrow.

    He wouldn't lie would he?
  10. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches

    Aug 21, 2006
    Denver, CO
    I don't know about that, but like Paris, he also rarely wears underwear in public.
  11. chillin bass

    chillin bass Inactive

    Jun 27, 2007
    LA Cali
    I suppose she's never rimmed a dried out s*** crusted ass*** either. sheesh.
  12. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001

    Don't hold back, it's not healthy. :p
  13. Oh please, can we not give her any more attention, folks :rolleyes: ?

    I'm sure that if we all held hands, closed our eyes and wished really hard ... she'd just vanish back up her own existence :rollno: .
  14. Larry King?? Whos gonna watch Larry King when you can usually catch Michelle Malkin on Fox during the same time.. ha ha ha!! NO CONTEST.. Michelle wins every time. :smug:
  15. Who is this really?
  16. fraublugher


    Nov 19, 2004
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    music school retailer
    get a hobbie
  17. jady


    Jul 21, 2006
    Modesto, CA
    the smoking gun has pics of her smokin pot in amsterdam :p
  18. Aaron Saunders

    Aaron Saunders

    Apr 27, 2002
    Jady, you are slandering an innocent young woman! CLEARLY it was a hand-rolled cigarette.


    Full of marijuana.
  19. Poop-Loops

    Poop-Loops Inactive

    Mar 3, 2006
    Auburn, Washington
    I read that as "get a hobble" and was like "*** is a 'hobble'?"
  20. BartmanPDX

    BartmanPDX Supporting Member

    Great night to be reading posts in OT.

    That's twice now I've doubled over in laughter.
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