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Apparently the term "beer gut" is no longer politically correct...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by dryheatbob, Nov 12, 2004.


  1. the socially acceptable term is now...




    ...drumroll, please...




    "grain alcohol storage unit."



    Thank you. Please return to your regularly scheduled nonsense.



    Bob
     
  2. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    Connecticut
    Who wants a stomach like a six-pack when they can have a keg, right?
     
  3. Fixed it for ya.

    Sounds better this way.
     
  4. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    that's what i'm talkin' bout'!!!

    :D
     
  5. Figjam

    Figjam

    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    I have a 6 pack and like it just fine :p
     
  6. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    wow...i hope none of you guys really think having a beer gut is cool.

    -Mike
     
  7. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    :D

    just to make Mike calm down, I dont have either :p
    It's just funny :p
     
  8. Aaron

    Aaron

    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    You have a problem with beer guts?! :eyebrow:
     
  9. It's a poor man that doesn't have a shed over his tool.
     
  10. Figjam

    Figjam

    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    Why would anyone be proud of having an unhealthily large liver?
     
  11. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan

    Because chicks dig big livers.
     
  12. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA

    i wouldn't call it a problem. mostly just sad that fat guys think it's cool to look like a pig.

    -Mike
     
  13. PunkerTrav

    PunkerTrav

    Jul 18, 2001
    Canada & USA
    The way I see it, it's the fuel tank for the love machine.
     
  14. Oysterman

    Oysterman

    Mar 30, 2000
    Sweden
    For the closer to death, the more attractive we are. J. Howard Marshall and Anna Nicole Smith, anyone?
     
  15. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
    Big Pun, Marlon Brando, World's Heaviest Baby.
     
  16. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Mine's not like a six pack, mine's like a keg: more fun at a party.
     
  17. Thicker than a baby's arm?
     
  18. who cares about political correctness? euphemisms (sp?) are bs
     
  19. This is most likely the funniest thread i've read on TB so far.

    Then....
    Then the stupidity-
    later-
    And the kicker for them all-
    Continuing-
    2nd kicker-
    Heh-

    Ya... this is definately one of the funniest of them all. Thank god for those people prancing around trying to make everything horrible sound pretty :p

    *by the way- through reading my post, you have now read pretty much the entire thread twice :ninja:
     
  20. Figjam

    Figjam

    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    Now three, muahaha. well, kinda.