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Are pedalboards falic symbols?

Discussion in 'Effects [BG]' started by nellie48, Jun 6, 2007.


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  1. nellie48

    nellie48

    Mar 12, 2007
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    I see a lot of people at gigs with monstrous pedalboards. They haul the thing to the gig and take up half the real estate on stage. Then they use like two pedals during their entire set! Has the pedalboard replaced the big amp as the new way to show off manhood?

    I respect the guy with the 2-3 effect board that uses it well more than these dudes who are flaunting 20 pedals and not using them. How does the old saying go...
    "It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it."
     
  2. bass-shy

    bass-shy

    Jan 11, 2005
    Florida
    My pedalboard is definitely a phallic symbol. I stomp on it all the time and use every inch of it.
     
  3. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
  4. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches

    Aug 21, 2006
    Denver, CO
    Of course not. Pedalboards are simply tools to express ourselves and expand our horizons musically.


    But still . . . mine is bigger than yours.
     
  5. Mine is pretty Phallic. I love effects and my board is verging on the largest I've seen in the flesh....

    I do use them all, but maybe not in the same session. It really depends on what im playing at the time as to what i'll use, but I like to have them all ready to go in the one setup.

    In short though, im sure most people would assume that me standing there with 180 degrees of effects around me and not using them all is purely a penis extension :D
     
  6. nellie48

    nellie48

    Mar 12, 2007
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    oops! Phallic, not falic.

    As you can see, I am not compensating for anything. ;)

    pedalboard.gif
     
  7. What, and guitars AREN'T phallic symbols?

    I'm long scale, for sure...
     
  8. My guitarist is a Phallic-Head if that counts?
     
  9. Crabby

    Crabby

    Dec 22, 2004
    C'mon, now I just feel cheap and dirty for having a big...huge...pedal board!

    Is that a Fulltone or are you just happy to see me!
     
  10. nellie48

    nellie48

    Mar 12, 2007
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    Just a Fulltone ;)
     
  11. im slightly aroused...
     
  12. nad

    nad 60 Cycle Humdinger

    Sep 22, 2005
    Of all the things on stage to call phallic:

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  13. The BurgerMeister

    The BurgerMeister musician.

    Apr 13, 2006
    Big Bear, CA
    pedalboards are just lots of fun, mang...

    that being said, i'm likin' this thread... it allows me to make the following True Statement:
    "my Phallus has an Assmaster on it."
    do with that what you will.
    :eyebrow:http://[malware url removed].net/vicious-smiley-1815.gif:eyebrow:
     
  14. Crabby

    Crabby

    Dec 22, 2004
    Where else can I have Balls and Muff in the same place??

    Besides the obvious! haha
     
  15. bongomania

    bongomania Supporting Member Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    I've got a lot of knobs.
     
  16. nellie48

    nellie48

    Mar 12, 2007
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    :D :D :D :D Thats hilarious. I would like to see a board with muff, balls and some deep impact!
     
  17. markjazzbassist

    markjazzbassist Supporting Member

    Apr 19, 2005
    Lakewood, OH
    i've got a lot of pedals, but no board. what does that mean?
     
  18. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches

    Aug 21, 2006
    Denver, CO
    I would say that's akin to your setup not possessing the requisite prophylactic but that is, as we say, stretching the analogy too far.

    :bag:
     
  19. nad

    nad 60 Cycle Humdinger

    Sep 22, 2005
    Girl!

    :p
     
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