Are you a crazy pet owner

I'm just a slob.

 

Reluctantly...
My wife's the dog lover. 4 Chows!

 

3 Labrador Retrievers...all females. One is sleeping laid out across my lap right now!

 

2 Llhasa Apsos, RIP.

 

All of my pets are crazy, so, yes, I am a crazy pet owner.

 

I'm too crazy to own a pet.

 

Two very poorly trained, high energy, separation anxiety ... just the sweetest dogs ever. I just can't have non-dog people over without putting them in their room or in the back yard.

 

The ants are starting their yearly invasion of my apartment. But they don't count as pets since I'm going to brutally murder them and their progeny.

 

With fire?

 

I just brutally, but swiftly murdered three mice. I was finding little poops in my kitchen, so I set four mouse traps. 3/4, not bad. One of them was really fat, and the other two were small. No more poops in my kitchen.

 

Terro. Search Amazon for it. Thank me later.

 

Chemicals. Maybe I'll try some fire for individual ant murders.

 

It's in my arsenal. I take great joy in watching them feast on their doom.

 

Get some pets, then you'll have an excuse!

 

I have a cat that's quite a mouser, but I really wish she wouldn't bring them up onto the bed in the middle of the night and play with them. Got invaded last fall, got most with traps, but nothing like waking up to dead mousie! YUCK!

 

Three puppies. One german shepherd/retriever mix, two jack terriers, two cats.

 

Not yet, but I'm planning on getting a couple of ball pythons.

 

There was a poster on here that wanted to buy a tiger, and I think we never heard from that person again

 

My ex has a ball python that she got around '84 or so. They're not supposed to live that long. She's had it through three marriages.

When my partner moved in she brought with her a conure and a cockatiel, both rescue birds. They're both loud as hell and the conure tries to take my finger off.