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are you a real biker?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Microbass, Oct 11, 2005.


  1. I'm sure most of you have heard this, but I giggled:

    Yesterday, Saturday, I went out for a ride by myself.
    At my halfway point I stopped for a drink. As I was sitting in bar, having my double whiskey, because I figure I'm a biker, this young lady sat down
    next to me. She turned to me and asked, "Are you a real biker?"
    So I explained to her, "Well, I've spent my whole life on motorcycles.
    My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own bike. I've been riding ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker."
    She kind of surprised me with her response. She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever,
    everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left.

    I was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to me and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

    I replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
     
  2. canopener

    canopener

    Sep 15, 2003
    Isle of Lucy
    Hey, is your refrigerator running?
     
  3. Tom Crofts

    Tom Crofts

    Mar 15, 2001
    Mine isn't. :(
     
  4. SnoMan

    SnoMan Words Words Words Supporting Member

    Jan 27, 2001
    Charleston, WV


    Well then ya'd Better..........oh.....


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