Are You Down With Chimp-People Hybrids?

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  1. Yes, I love my hybrids! Chimp me!

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    19.0%
  2. No, no hybrids for me - Cash out my Chimps

    6 vote(s)
    28.6%
  3. Carrots....Um, I mean, nanners...

    4 vote(s)
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  4. Fire the drummer, hire the Chimp!

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  1. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Human-chimp hybrids ARE possible and should be created to teach people how to respect animals, claims controversial psychologist
    • Claims are based on a book by David Barash from the University of Washington
    • He believes we have the technology to create 'humanzees' or 'chimphumans'
    • Dr Barash says CRISPR DNA editing could add or delete genes as desired
    • Humanzee would force us to acknowledge we are no different from animals




    Read more: Human-chimp hybrids are possible, claims Dr Barash | Daily Mail Online





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  2. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Moderator Staff Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    DNA editing....sounds shady.

    -Mike
     
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  3. BurnOut

    BurnOut It's The Billy Baloney Show

    Feb 1, 2015
    The Natti
    I love all things involving monkeys and primates
     
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  4. ptg

    ptg

    Mar 16, 2008
    Stop messing with Mother Nature!!! (Where's my banana...I had it here somewhere...)
     
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  5. Why do that to some poor, unsuspecting chimp?
     
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  6. BurnOut

    BurnOut It's The Billy Baloney Show

    Feb 1, 2015
    The Natti
    Speaking of Chimps,
    Just noticed you be using my avatar meme, how cool is dat!
     
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  7. BurnOut

    BurnOut It's The Billy Baloney Show

    Feb 1, 2015
    The Natti
    They're all nice and sweet when they're little. Once they get older, they get all mean, throwing poop at you and rippin yer face off.
     
  8. Mushroo

    Mushroo Supporting Member

    Apr 2, 2007
    Massachusetts, USA
    An innovative solution for the world's shortage of drummers!
     
  9. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    You mean we don't have them already? Then how do explain my old high school counselor?
     
  10. StyleOverShow

    StyleOverShow Still Playing After All These Years Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2008
    Eugene
    Inevitable IMO, dangerous duh!
     
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  11. maxmaroon

    maxmaroon Guest

    Oct 25, 2010
    "we are no different from animals"

    Is it so difficult for some people to see that this is correct and false at the same time? Sam Harris is fond of saying "Apes like us" when he speaks; I think it's funny and understand what he is getting at but it's funnier that he feels the need to say it at all.
     
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  12. BurnOut

    BurnOut It's The Billy Baloney Show

    Feb 1, 2015
    The Natti
    The Russians have been doing this for years, they have armies of them, which they would bust out if we went toe to toe wit them.
     
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  13. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    OMG you need to write this screenplay.
     
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  14. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Disclosure: My father (pictured) was a Chimp-Man.

    This thread is therefore a "testing of the waters" you might say.

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  15. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    What are they going to do, throw poop at us ? Bribe them with a few bananas and we're good.
     
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  16. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    I call shenanigans.
     
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  17. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    ^^^^

    Guess I should have added: That's Dad on the left!
     
  18. BurnOut

    BurnOut It's The Billy Baloney Show

    Feb 1, 2015
    The Natti
    Workin on it, it's about a fun loving Russian sergeant that is assigned a company of chimp hybrids to train and their zany adventures.
     
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  19. BurnOut

    BurnOut It's The Billy Baloney Show

    Feb 1, 2015
    The Natti
    It's all fun and games till somebody looses an arm or face.
     
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  20. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Yeah, that's what's wrong with the recent Planet of the Apes flicks -- no shenanigans.

    Can't make a monkey picture, leave out the shenanigans and still expect satisfied punters. Give us our monkey business, Tinsel Town!
     
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