I was just talking to someone which reminded me of my most favouritest gig ever. I got arrested for prostitution. Well, what happend was i was out with my friend Tosh (short for Natasha) and she has this gurrrl band and she was doingn this gig in theis itty bitty club and i went along to see. At the end i was got up on stage while they were shouting stuff at the men in the audience and i got this guy to come up on stage and take off his pants and shorts. Tosh proceeded to try and light his dick on fire with some whisky. Some cops were at the back of the club and they tried to arrest me for prostitution and Tosh for obscene behavior. We were in a cell together all night. Funny as hell.