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Ashlee Simpson CD Trade-in.... hilarious!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mon Rominee, Nov 12, 2004.

  1. Read on my Brothers and Sisters...




    The Knitting Factory along with H.O.P.E. (Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment) are offering the good people of America who have been duped into buying Ashlee Simpson's CD a reprieve; the opportunity to turn in her CD for one of a higher entertainment quality. Just bring your Ashlee Simpson CD down to the Knitting Factory Box Office between 10 and 5 PM Mon thru Sat and get one by the likes of Elvis Costello, The Ramones, X, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, Aretha Franklin, Mr. Bungle, Ray Charles, Abe Lincoln Story, Grateful Dead, Neil Hamburger, Joni Mitchell, and Brian Wilson (while supplies last / selections vary) courtesy of Rhino Records in replacement. If you're in a city outside NYC, contact Hopeinfilm@aol.com or visit www.hopeinamerica,com for an exchange.

    Please be advised we are accepting exchanges based on the low entertainment quality of her music as well as her live lip-synching.
  2. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    That's pretty funny. A great way to introduce the Knitting Factory to possible Ashley Simpson fans, too.
  3. Yeah, it's win-win....

    UNLESS they're to eventually have a big Ashlee CD burning party....

    but that would be bad for the environment...I say we just stomp on them...or make them into clocks to sell to Ashlee fans.
  4. Bad Brains

    Bad Brains Banned

    Jan 7, 2004
    Detroit, michigan
    Hahaha why is Mr. Bungle inclduded in that list?? That's awsome.
  5. Because macabre circus metal is infinitely more entertaining than Ashlee, of course! v:O)~
  6. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    I heard Mike Patton lip syncs too.

    brad cook
  7. vbass


    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    only in the shower
  8. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    What he's doing is not lip synching; it's ventriloquism.
  9. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    and yodeling.
  10. i'm just glad people are beginning to see how incredibly fake these pop stars are. maybe people will just stop endorsing them :D .
  11. And several different gargling techniques.
  12. Michael Bolton

    Michael Bolton

    Nov 13, 2004
    Delran, NJ
    that is pretty funny
  13. karrot-x

    karrot-x Banned

    Feb 21, 2004
    Omicron Persei 8
    I dont like her but I like her music. I feel bad for her band :meh:
  14. Dirty Road Cola

    Dirty Road Cola Guest

    Sep 8, 2000
    Gainesville, FL
    While rehashing the same stuff he did on California....BURN.
  15. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    Which in turn was rehashing things John Zorn did in the 80's. BURN.
  16. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    Too funny.
  17. You mean Tibetian Throat Singing?

    Down with the pre-pubescent pop-dancer/singers!! Up with bass solos and arpeggios!!

    Rock on