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Ashlee Simpson....

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by DemoEtc, Jan 12, 2005.

  1. The Ashlee Simpson Syndrome

    16 vote(s)
  2. The Ashlee Simpson Disorder

    8 vote(s)
  3. The Ashlee Simpson Disease

    4 vote(s)
  4. The Ashlee Simpson Contagion

    6 vote(s)
  5. The Ashlee Simpson Virus

    4 vote(s)
  6. The Ashlee Simpson Condition

    3 vote(s)
  7. The Ashlee Simpson State

    1 vote(s)
  8. The Ashlee Simpson Ailment

    0 vote(s)
  1. DemoEtc


    Aug 18, 2004
    With all the talk about her, and especially the booing she got at the Orange Bowl recently - which I haven't heard since...well, pretty much ever - it seems time that we come up with a 'term' for what she basically stands for - which to me is charm, cutsieness, looks (though some would say not quite enough to make up for anything) and image above all else - in short a description that would and could be used to exemplify the state of contemporary 'pop' music.

    Vote for one:

    The Ashlee Simpson Syndrome
    The Ashlee Simpson Disorder
    The Ashlee Simpson Disease
    The Ashlee Simpson Contagion
    The Ashlee Simpson Virus
    The Ashlee Simpson Condition
    The Ashlee Simpson State
    The Ashlee Simpson Ailment
  2. :eyebrow: all of the above ?
  3. Only


    Sep 8, 2002
    Warrensburg, MO
    Acid Reflux Disease.
  4. Syndrome has a nice ring to it. All bad things have syndrome attached somehow.
  5. I actually thought it shoud be Ashlee Simpson Butterface disorder.
  6. "The Ashlee Simpson Contagion" sounds like a death metal band name.
  7. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

  8. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
    You know, there are other bad pop acts out there. If you're going to devote threads to them you could at least strive for a little diversity.
  9. Only


    Sep 8, 2002
    Warrensburg, MO
    We tried for the diversity, but Ashlee messes things up so badly and so often, she's edging out all challengers to her throne here.
  10. FenderHotRod


    Sep 1, 2004
    O.K. my two pennys. First off I don't like Ashlee Simpson at all. At least she does play with a real band. What I don't get is all the Ashlee Simpson threads bashing her. I'm sorry I don't find what she has done to be that big a deal because every one of them chessy A*$ pop groups are doing it she just got cought on TV.

    If you guy want a real topic? Why isn't there any Paris Hilton Bashing going on around here? That Skanky Rich White Trash tramp is comeing out with a CD pretty soon. :scowl:
    What the hell is wrong with or society that keeps puting up with this crap for? :mad:
  11. Stephen Soto

    Stephen Soto

    Oct 12, 2003

    I don't know what's more sad... The people making these threads, or the people making these threads...
  12. bassmonkeee

    bassmonkeee Supporting Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Decatur, GA

    No kidding. For someone you all claim to hate, you certainly do spend a heck of a lot of time thinking/writing/talking about her...

    Don't you people have anything more productive to do? :eyebrow:
  13. Finger Blister

    Finger Blister

    Jul 8, 2003
    Catch the Fever with the Ashlee Simpson
    Custom IPOD
  14. cgworkman


    May 14, 2004
    That's funny.
  15. j-raj

    j-raj Bassist: Educator/Soloist/Performer Supporting Member

    Jan 14, 2003
    Indianapolis, IN


  16. Like what??? A job??? Ha! No!
  17. Go with The Ashlee Simpson Syndrome. Then you can be The A S S for short.
  18. Finger Blister

    Finger Blister

    Jul 8, 2003
    Honestly, didn't she catch it from someplace else?

  19. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    I've got a fever baby.
  20. Head Creep

    Head Creep

    Nov 6, 2004
    Los Angeles
    I'd call it a disease. The Backstreet Boys, N Sync and all those others, they clearly defined themselves as pop singers. They knew what they were, they embraced it and they became famous through it. Ashlee Simpson, on the other hand, is a pop singer who tries to act punk. The anarchy symbols, the clothes, everything. She is like a disease that mutates and spreads from one genre to another, trying to crap over all types of modern music.