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Discussion in 'General Instruction [BG]' started by wynnguitars, Jun 25, 2001.
got questions I got answers,just ask
1. Why are you obnoxious?
2. Is there a reason you don't go through existing threads and offer polite and helpful input?
3. Which is bigger, your ego or JT's doubleneck?
4. Why is the sky blue?
5. Are you realizing yet that until you treat others on this board as equals, regardless of skill levels, they won't accept you, or conversate with you?
6. Can you post some mp3s to back up all your talk?
7. How long have you been one of the only Talkbassers with a brain?
8. What is your purpose for being here?
9. What do you think are the socio-economical reasons that America has not seen a charismatic and truly influential civil rights activist/leader in over 30 years?
10. Is this getting through to you?
11. Have you heard of spelling, grammar, syntax, and punctuation?
Explain the logic behind Coltrane's "Giant Steps" matrix, and then give some advice on how to play melodic ideas over it without resorting to that same old "arpeggiate each triad for the two beats that it lasts" approach that all of the crotch-grabbing Coltrane wannabees have been playing for the last 30 years.
Why does god hate me?
How are Gard's lessons coming? If you can teach him something your mutual "friend" Dave LaRue couldn't, I'll send you eight bucks myself.
Oh, and why do hot dogs come in packs of ten but the buns come in packs of eight? That one always puzzled me.
You're the man Chris.
Why don't you answer my phone calls??
Is it a little hot in here or is it me?
YOU ARENT ANSWERING ANY OF OUR QUESTIONS!
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 8 and hot dog buns come in packages of 10?
Is that how they work where you live? Where I live, the hot dogs come in 12's, and the buns come in 8's. You can also get buns in 12's, but they're not as good, they're different.
ooooooooo i have one
if a square peg doesnt fit in a round hole, why is a cucumber green?
Even more maddening: Why are the buns always longer than the hot dogs?
If you are going to play that game I will have to kick it ole' school and ask . . .
Why is a Carrot more Orange than an Orange?
What is the meaning of life?
Where can I get a good aphrodisiac?
how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
Why do you drive on a Parkway and park on a Driveway?
*why* do i keep hooking up with bisexual schizophrenics ???
1 have you seen the Monty Python Spam sketch?
2 do you like being flamed?
3 if it's better to have had love and lost it than to never have loved at all why does it hurt so much?
4 Which of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse is 2:1 favourite?
5 What on earth possessed Geri Halliwell to think that looking like a chicken carcass is a good thing?
6 Why don't you get it?
Anyway thanks because your presence on this board makes me look like a philanphropist (instead of the misanthrope that I am).
Well, at least you're half lucky...