Psst... Ready to join TalkBass and start posting, make new friends, sell your gear, and more?  Register your free account in 30 seconds.

ask me i'll tell

Discussion in 'General Instruction [BG]' started by wynnguitars, Jun 25, 2001.


Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. wynnguitars

    wynnguitars

    Jun 20, 2001
    fl
    got questions I got answers,just ask
     
  2. jazzbo

    jazzbo

    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    1. Why are you obnoxious?
    2. Is there a reason you don't go through existing threads and offer polite and helpful input?
    3. Which is bigger, your ego or JT's doubleneck?
    4. Why is the sky blue?
    5. Are you realizing yet that until you treat others on this board as equals, regardless of skill levels, they won't accept you, or conversate with you?
    6. Can you post some mp3s to back up all your talk?
    7. How long have you been one of the only Talkbassers with a brain? :rolleyes:
    8. What is your purpose for being here?
    9. What do you think are the socio-economical reasons that America has not seen a charismatic and truly influential civil rights activist/leader in over 30 years?
    10. Is this getting through to you?
    11. Have you heard of spelling, grammar, syntax, and punctuation?
     
  3. Chris Fitzgerald

    Chris Fitzgerald Student of Life Staff Member Administrator

    Oct 19, 2000
    Louisville, KY

    Explain the logic behind Coltrane's "Giant Steps" matrix, and then give some advice on how to play melodic ideas over it without resorting to that same old "arpeggiate each triad for the two beats that it lasts" approach that all of the crotch-grabbing Coltrane wannabees have been playing for the last 30 years.
     
  4. TheFrizzleFry

    TheFrizzleFry Guest

    Nov 21, 2000
    Stinktown, Pa, USA
    Why does god hate me?
     
  5. lump

    lump

    Jan 17, 2000
    St. Neots, UK
    How are Gard's lessons coming? If you can teach him something your mutual "friend" Dave LaRue couldn't, I'll send you eight bucks myself.

    Oh, and why do hot dogs come in packs of ten but the buns come in packs of eight? That one always puzzled me.
     
  6. jazzbo

    jazzbo

    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    You're the man Chris.
     
  7. Chris A

    Chris A Chemo sucks!

    Feb 25, 2000
    Manchester NH
    Why don't you answer my phone calls??

    Chris A.:rolleyes:
     
  8. Is it a little hot in here or is it me?

    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  9. liran

    liran

    Dec 18, 2000
    San Antonio, Texas
    YOU ARENT ANSWERING ANY OF OUR QUESTIONS!
     
  10. Zirc

    Zirc

    May 13, 2001
    Los Angeles
    Why do hot dogs come in packages of 8 and hot dog buns come in packages of 10?

    :D
     
  11. Is that how they work where you live? Where I live, the hot dogs come in 12's, and the buns come in 8's. You can also get buns in 12's, but they're not as good, they're different.
     
  12. melvin

    melvin

    Apr 28, 2001
    ooooooooo i have one

    if a square peg doesnt fit in a round hole, why is a cucumber green?
     
  13. Hategear

    Hategear Workin' hard at hardly workin'.

    Apr 6, 2001
    Appleton, Swissconsin
    Even more maddening: Why are the buns always longer than the hot dogs?
     
  14. If you are going to play that game I will have to kick it ole' school and ask . . .

    Why is a Carrot more Orange than an Orange?
     
  15. Turock

    Turock Supporting Member

    Apr 30, 2000
    Melnibone
    What is the meaning of life?
    and
    Where can I get a good aphrodisiac?
     
  16. how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
     
  17. mchildree

    mchildree Supporting Member

    Sep 4, 2000
    AL/GA
    Why do you drive on a Parkway and park on a Driveway?
     
  18. *ToNeS*

    *ToNeS*

    Jan 12, 2001
    Sydney AU
    *why* do i keep hooking up with bisexual schizophrenics ???
     
  19. CS

    CS

    Dec 11, 1999
    UK
    1 have you seen the Monty Python Spam sketch?
    2 do you like being flamed?
    3 if it's better to have had love and lost it than to never have loved at all why does it hurt so much?
    4 Which of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse is 2:1 favourite?
    5 What on earth possessed Geri Halliwell to think that looking like a chicken carcass is a good thing?
    6 Why don't you get it?

    Anyway thanks because your presence on this board makes me look like a philanphropist (instead of the misanthrope that I am).
     
  20. HeavyDuty

    HeavyDuty Supporting Curmudgeon Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 26, 2000
    Suburban Chicago, IL
    Well, at least you're half lucky...
     



Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.