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Attack of the latest heinous ebay Frankenbass!

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by Planet Boulder, Apr 15, 2003.

  1. Planet Boulder

    Planet Boulder Hey, this is a private residence...man

    Nov 10, 2001
    6,482 feet above sea level
    I once had impure thoughts. Oh, and I pluck my ear hair.
  2. BruceWane


    Oct 31, 2002
    Houston, TX
    Gosh, I'm afraid that the rim around the drumhead might interfere with my slap technique...........:bassist:
  3. $92.50?!

    A fool and his money...
  4. 5stringDNA


    Oct 10, 2002
    Englewood, CO
  5. i play bass, i play banjo... but i see no reason to combine the two.
  6. so like, i was smashing our drummer's kit onsatge with my bass, 'cause we're hardcore, and my bass' neck came off and stuck into the snare. so...here, buy it.
  7. next, i want to see a theremin/jaw harp... that would be sweet.
  8. ...Proof that smoking crack and lutherie don't mix well!
  9. Bard2dbone


    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    No wait. He may be on to something. I want a bagpipe/hammaered dulcimer. Or an accordion/trombone!:eek:


    OOOoooooooooh I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.:bawl:
  10. Well I hate to say it but I've seen worse, Thats disguisting mind you, but I've seen worse.
  11. as if Wish wasn't enough...:D
  12. slam

    slam Guest

    Mar 22, 2000
    Hmmmm, that is kind of interesting. I wonder how it sounds.
  13. How does it sound? I'm going to go out on a limb here but I'm guessing terrible!
  14. old_skool


    Aug 17, 2000
    Milwaukee, WI
    I think it COULD be cool if it only had the bass neck on there. Id like to see how its sounds if that were the case.
  15. it looks like a cheap, easy way to build an acoustic for banging around...

    i don't know, it's pretty damn goofy lookin.
  16. furiously funky

    furiously funky Guest

    Dec 28, 2002
    I cant wait to see who (if anyone) will buy it!
    i just ask why?
  17. I seem to recollect seeing Vic Wooten on the cover of BP mag wearing a top hat and holding a bass/banjo hybrid.
  18. jcadmus


    Apr 2, 2000
    If I remember it right, it looked like a banjo, but it wasn't actually a banjo.

    Others have done this, with equally mixed results:



    Well, gotta go practice autoharp/contrabassoon now.
  19. Atshen


    Mar 13, 2003
    Grim Cold Québec
    Actually, this thing was an electric bass shaped like a banjo. It had a flamed maple top (not a drumhead) and magnetic pickups.