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ATTENTION TB - G.A.S. Finally Defined!!!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by dmq89, Apr 9, 2009.

  1. dmq89


    Feb 21, 2006
    Selkirk, MB, Canada

    Attached is my theorem on the Gear Acquisition Syndrome (G.A.S.) which, incidentally, is something that I am in treatment for. In the July 2008 issue of JAMA (The Journal of the American Medical Association), the feature article entitled "Freedom from G.A.S." stated that 9 out of every 10 musicians is afflicted with this disorder. We're not alone!

    I am contemplating setting up a support group for those of us who may require help out of this spiral vortex to hell , and you know who you are. The first inaugural meeting will feature our keynote speaker none other than Mr. R.R. himself. You won't want to miss this one. Free gift vouchers for the first 300 people - so you can go out and treat yourself to some new gear. Just make sure your wife doesn't see you sneaking your new purchase(s) in.

    Yours in the struggle for freedom from G.A.S.



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