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Audition Protip One-Liners

Discussion in 'Band Management [BG]' started by moogieotter, Sep 1, 2019.


  1. moogieotter

    moogieotter Custom Title

    Jun 16, 2009
    Duluth, GA
    I’ll start:
    Be asked to turn up.
     
  2. charlie monroe

    charlie monroe Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2011
    Buffalo, NY
    Do your homework
     
  3. DirtDog

    DirtDog

    Jun 7, 2002
    The Deep North
    Listen and ask questions.
     
  4. Bunk McNulty

    Bunk McNulty It is not easy to do simple things correctly. Supporting Member

    Dec 11, 2012
    Northampton, MA
    Be punctual, be prepared, be pleasant.
     
  5. moogieotter

    moogieotter Custom Title

    Jun 16, 2009
    Duluth, GA
    Never a bad idea to smell good
     
  6. JACink

    JACink

    Mar 9, 2011
    Spain
    Bring a P bass.
     
    joebar, lfmn16, TheAndinator and 11 others like this.
  7. JRA

    JRA my words = opinion Supporting Member

    "is the beer cold?"
     
  8. moogieotter

    moogieotter Custom Title

    Jun 16, 2009
    Duluth, GA
    Knowing, embracing, and following the alcohol expectations is a great idea.
     
  9. RyanOh

    RyanOh Gold Supporting Member

    What key do you play it in?
     
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  10. mapleglo

    mapleglo Gold Supporting Member

    Sep 7, 2013
    phoenix, az
    I charge extra for each Eb note.
     
  11. Bodeanly

    Bodeanly Supporting Member

    Mar 20, 2015
    Chicago
    Never underestimate the power of an ego.
     
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  12. Never underestimate the effect of your ego when trying to impress others. Keep it in check, don't be a douche.
     
  13. Bodeanly

    Bodeanly Supporting Member

    Mar 20, 2015
    Chicago
    This.
     
  14. salcott

    salcott Supporting Member

    Aug 22, 2007
    NYC, Inwood.
    Know the material well enough to be able to transpose on the spot.
     
    chupacerveza, Evil Funk, Iv@N and 4 others like this.
  15. Keger Jupit

    Keger Jupit SUSPENDED

    May 10, 2018
    The Great PNW!!
    Be humble
    Check all batteries & strings
    Be early
     
  16. Heyturnup

    Heyturnup

    Mar 28, 2016
    idaho
    Let your bass do most of the talking.
     
  17. RCH

    RCH

    May 24, 2015
    06057
    3 things. Be good looking. Be attractive. Don't be unattractive.
     
  18. TheMaynorD

    TheMaynorD Gold Supporting Member

    Aug 28, 2013
    Oklahoma City
    Be yourself, unless you are awful. Then be someone else.
     
  19. Rip Van Dan

    Rip Van Dan Supporting Member

    Feb 2, 2009
    Duvall, WA
    LOL...bring a Jazz bass, especially if it's a horn band.;)
     
  20. mc900ftj

    mc900ftj Supporting Member

    Jan 21, 2014
    This. It is much better to look good than to play well. My looks have gotten me everything that I have in life. It's humbling sometimes....uhhhh...wait...no it isn't. :poop::rolleyes:
     
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