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Avast! Talk Like A Pirate Day Be Apon Us Again!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by jonathan_matos5, Sep 19, 2008.

  1. Batten down the hatches and hoist the mainstay it be not fair weather for sailing. AAARRR!
  2. superfunk47


    Sep 9, 2007
    What said I not a fortnight ago regardin' drunken thread postin' ye scurvy dog? Tis an offense punishable by hangin' from the crow's nest.
  3. AAAAARRRRR! Shiver me timbers!
  4. im only slightly drunken, ya filthy bilge rat:spit:
  5. WarofAges

    WarofAges Guest

    Sep 28, 2007
    You make me wanna drink rum
  6. Yo ho ho...
  7. WarofAges

    WarofAges Guest

    Sep 28, 2007
    I mean... i matey, swap the poop deck, n pillage and such
  8. Bard2dbone


    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    When I was in the Navy, I really would call people 'scurvy dogs' just to see the confusion on their faces.
  9. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    Aarrrgh! I'll rip out yer spine and shove it down yer throat, then we'll have us a "talk like a Marine" day for all the manly men.
  10. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    [kneeling] Dear God. Please let this abortion be gone in the morning when I wake up. [/kneeling]
  11. GregC

    GregC Johnny and Joe Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 19, 2007
    Ah, c'mon, Maki, you have to at least like the pickup lines.:D

    10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

    9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

    8. Come on up and see me urchins.

    7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

    5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

    4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

    3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

    2. Well, blow me down!

    And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

    1. Prepare to be boarded.

  12. Armueller2001


    Sep 19, 2006
    Dallas, TX
    Ayy be lookin' for some big chests! Surrender your booty!
  13. Bard2dbone


    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    Talk like a Marine? In my experience that would mostly sound like "Hey Doc, does this look infected?"

    I don't know what was with those guys. But they never came to show you a problem until it had gotten much worse.
  14. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    You left out #11: Send the cabin boy to me cabin for some soothin......

    Now step lively lads, and keep a sharp look about ya!
  15. why is all the rum gone?
  16. phippsyg


    May 28, 2007
    Endorsing Artist: Aguilar Amplification, Optima Strings
    [kneeling] Dear God. Please let this abortion be gone in the morning when I wake up. [/kneeling][/QUOTE]

    Thar be a lily-livered scoundrel. Get ye some grog me hearty and join the sweet trade aarrgh.
  17. Fontaine


    Apr 27, 2006
    Has Nothing On Big Font(aine) Day
  18. Philbiker

    Philbiker Pat's the best!

    Dec 28, 2000
    Northern Virginia, USA
    Have hou heard about the new pirate movie? It's rated "Arrrr".
  19. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    How do pirates quit smoking?? The patch!
  20. snappytom


    Aug 17, 2005
    Aaarrrghhh ...... it takes me back in time .....

    This night we were "Kaptain Kev and the Ship of Fools"


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