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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by jonathan_matos5, Sep 19, 2008.
Batten down the hatches and hoist the mainstay it be not fair weather for sailing. AAARRR!
What said I not a fortnight ago regardin' drunken thread postin' ye scurvy dog? Tis an offense punishable by hangin' from the crow's nest.
AAAAARRRRR! Shiver me timbers!
im only slightly drunken, ya filthy bilge rat
You make me wanna drink rum
Yo ho ho...
I mean... i matey, swap the poop deck, n pillage and such
When I was in the Navy, I really would call people 'scurvy dogs' just to see the confusion on their faces.
Aarrrgh! I'll rip out yer spine and shove it down yer throat, then we'll have us a "talk like a Marine" day for all the manly men.
[kneeling] Dear God. Please let this abortion be gone in the morning when I wake up. [/kneeling]
Ah, c'mon, Maki, you have to at least like the pickup lines.
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin, Im 97 percent chum free.
2. Well, blow me down!
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Ayy be lookin' for some big chests! Surrender your booty!
Talk like a Marine? In my experience that would mostly sound like "Hey Doc, does this look infected?"
I don't know what was with those guys. But they never came to show you a problem until it had gotten much worse.
You left out #11: Send the cabin boy to me cabin for some soothin......
Now step lively lads, and keep a sharp look about ya!
why is all the rum gone?
[kneeling] Dear God. Please let this abortion be gone in the morning when I wake up. [/kneeling][/QUOTE]
Thar be a lily-livered scoundrel. Get ye some grog me hearty and join the sweet trade aarrgh.
Has Nothing On Big Font(aine) Day
Have hou heard about the new pirate movie? It's rated "Arrrr".
How do pirates quit smoking?? The patch!
Aaarrrghhh ...... it takes me back in time .....
This night we were "Kaptain Kev and the Ship of Fools"