B.C. Rich Bich...

This girl that I have been communicating with for over a year via AOL, wants to sell me a B.C. Rich Bich for $50. She claims that she paid almost $2500 for it brand new. I told her I would think about it and she got all nasty with me -- "What do you have to think about? It's a B.C. Rich! It's a $2300 guitar, dumbass!"

I believe there is something fishy going on in the state of Texas. Just thought you'd all like to know.

 

The whole story goes like this: I have been chatting with this girl for over a year. We have chatted online and talked on the phone. I would consider her a friend, but I know that she is a bit psycho and a bit of a bullsh*tter. The other day, she e-mailed me and asked if I knew the exact name for the type of guitar stand that holds your guitar in a playing position, so one could alternate between playing an acoustic and an electric guitar. I sent her some links to some sites that sell those types of stands.

She was online later that night, so I asked her if she got the links and if they helped her. She informed me that her "boyfriend" was there, so I should "be careful" about what we talk about and how we talked. Then she tells me that she needed the stand for a band that she used to manage and that just got signed to Arista records. Obviously, my question was, "Why does a band that just got signed by Arista need their ex-manager to find a guitar stand for them?" Then, she starts asking me if I want to buy this guitar from her. All she can tell me is that it's a B.C. Rich Bich and she paid $2300 for it brand new. She will sell it to me for $50, plus shipping. I question the fact that she has never mentioned this guitar in the past and the fact that she should have no problem selling it where she lives and all-of-a-sudden, she starts calling me "dumbass" and "idiot." My first thought was that her "boyfriend" had taken over and was trying to intimidate me. I don't know what to do about the situation, but I do know that I am not going to take the chance on buying something that is supposedly worth that much money for a mere 50 bucks -- especially when she is not even willing to take a simple picture of it for me first.

I am about to e-mail her and tell her that our "friendship" is off, that I don't need to be talked to like that and that her boyfriend can take her Bich and stick it straight up her candy a*s!

I know -- this whole thing reads like a soap opera...