Bad Bass Album Covers

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Zoffy, Aug 4, 2021.

  1. Zoffy

    Zoffy Supporting Member

    Jun 7, 2020
    Sacramento CA
    So I'm looking at bad album covers and am surprised at how many of them include a bass, either electric or double. I would think that a bass would automatically make an album cover awesome (or at least not bad...):D

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  2. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
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  3. Jebberz

    Jebberz Supporting Member

    Jul 3, 2012
    Quebec city
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  4. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    Vestal, NY
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
    Then there's the awesome bass album cover category:
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  5. Bob_Ross

    Bob_Ross Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 29, 2012
    Whoa, that's Tony Newton from The New Tony Williams Lifetime! he played bass on their seminal 1975 fusion album Believe It.

    Not quite sure what that instrument he's got there is all about though...
     
  6. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    Mic drop?

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  7. Jebberz

    Jebberz Supporting Member

    Jul 3, 2012
    Quebec city
    I almost bought this one as a teenager thinking it was some soert of Heavy Metal à la Manowar...
     
  8. jerry

    jerry Too old for a hiptrip Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 13, 1999
    Mark 63 and ficelles like this.
  9. Michedelic

    Michedelic MId-Century Modern

  10. Michedelic

    Michedelic MId-Century Modern

    That Glenda and Richard album, that is a 60’s Fender electric mandolin. They omitted the extra course of strings. The Mr. Bullfrog thing, I’ve seen before(I love all that old, weird, cringe-inducing bad album art); yeah, creepy stuff.
     
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  11. Michedelic

    Michedelic MId-Century Modern

    Not an album cover, but a CL ad from a while back in the same spirit…
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  12. Bob_Ross

    Bob_Ross Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 29, 2012
    Thread Drift: I remember seeing those in old Fender catalogs when I was a wee teen and thinking "What a joke! No serious musician would ever play one of those!" Then I stumbled across a jazz album -- I think it might have been Jack DeJohnette's New Directions -- that had a picture of guitarist John Abercrombie playing one. Guess I was wrong.
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  13. Michedelic

    Michedelic MId-Century Modern

    I’ll bet they are… 82E74FEB-A1B5-4D70-BAEB-5D3AFC88EA68.jpeg

    Double your pleasure…
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  14. Jazzkuma

    Jazzkuma

    Sep 12, 2008
    Never really liked the whole aesthetic of this album cover…. Maybe I was born in a different time but it looks like an ad on the back of an old magazine to me. 9EC87353-09A4-48F8-9981-A187399E4015.jpeg
     
  15. Michedelic

    Michedelic MId-Century Modern

    Maybe it’s an old album, appealing to a then older crowd?
     
  16. matante

    matante

    Nov 3, 2003
    I fail to see how any of these are bad album covers.
     
  17. db59

    db59 Supporting Member

    Apr 16, 2015
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  18. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    I would love to see pics of your living room and/or wardrobe.
     
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  19. Dluxe

    Dluxe Supporting Member

    Jan 9, 2011
  20. +1 on the Tony Newton album, actually I'm off to fleabay...

    [Edit] Nope, not paying that much for vinyl even with that bass on the cover.
     
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