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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by kserg, Apr 1, 2006.

  1. kserg


    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    I am posting from jail. Yesterday i had too much to drink and now i am in jail. :(
  2. Toasted


    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
    April fools?
  3. SBassman


    Jun 8, 2003
    Northeast, US
    I think I'm betting with you. :)
  4. Skeezix


    Sep 28, 2005
    Jacksonville, FL
  5. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    April fools jokes should involve some suspension of disbelief. I see nothing strange here. :p
  6. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    Maybe if he had said he was posting from an AA meeting....
  7. Nino Valenti

    Nino Valenti Supporting Member Commercial User

    Feb 2, 2001
    Staten Island NYC
    Builder: Valenti Basses
    Jail with internet access? I'm in!!!!! :D
  8. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    Plus free food!!!!!

  9. kserg


    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA

    Yeah but my plan was good, see because its something that could have been true, people would not take it as April fools, then if someone asked what it was I’d make something good up. (I know, hung over people don’t do well with this).

    But you people, now I know how much you guys care about me :( My life was going down the tubes and everyone thinks its normal and a “joke”.

    However I did get my family friends with this one, they thought it was for real. Except i said that i just got released.

    Didn't count on you technology not friendly people, I was posting from my cell phone :)
  10. morf

    morf Banned

    Feb 17, 2006
    You dont get your cell phone in jail anyway...
  11. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    We kid, because we care. :)

    You didn't fool me for a minute. :D
  12. The sound you are abou to hear is me smacking you upside the head.


    Rock on
  13. I was dismembered & eaten by sharks earlier today.
  14. Wow, that must really sting. Do you need an Neosporin or anything?

    Rock on
  15. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
  16. Nah, man I'm alright. I went all qintar on him & smacked him in his gills w/Chuck Norris:ninja: (I was carrying him in my pocket, all MacGuyver & stuff). Besides, it was only a flesh wound.
  17. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    I was turned into a newt...

    But I got better.
  18. JEHOSAPHAT! Oops, wrong movie...
  19. Ryan L.

    Ryan L. Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 7, 2000
    West Fargo, ND
    Damn. Now I have to go watch that movie again.:)
  20. Folmeister

    Folmeister Knowledge is Good - Emile Faber Supporting Member

    May 7, 2003
    Tomball, Texas
    Seems to me that you may have deeper issues if you waste your one call from jail on a post at TB.

    I am afflicted by a bald patch. . . . . .

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