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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by kserg, Apr 1, 2006.
I am posting from jail. Yesterday i had too much to drink and now i am in jail.
I think I'm betting with you.
April fools jokes should involve some suspension of disbelief. I see nothing strange here.
Maybe if he had said he was posting from an AA meeting....
Jail with internet access? I'm in!!!!!
Plus free food!!!!!
Yeah but my plan was good, see because its something that could have been true, people would not take it as April fools, then if someone asked what it was Id make something good up. (I know, hung over people dont do well with this).
But you people, now I know how much you guys care about me My life was going down the tubes and everyone thinks its normal and a joke.
However I did get my family friends with this one, they thought it was for real. Except i said that i just got released.
Didn't count on you technology not friendly people, I was posting from my cell phone
You dont get your cell phone in jail anyway...
We kid, because we care.
You didn't fool me for a minute.
The sound you are abou to hear is me smacking you upside the head.
I was dismembered & eaten by sharks earlier today.
Wow, that must really sting. Do you need an Neosporin or anything?
Nah, man I'm alright. I went all qintar on him & smacked him in his gills w/Chuck Norris (I was carrying him in my pocket, all MacGuyver & stuff). Besides, it was only a flesh wound.
I was turned into a newt...
But I got better.
JEHOSAPHAT! Oops, wrong movie...
Damn. Now I have to go watch that movie again.
Seems to me that you may have deeper issues if you waste your one call from jail on a post at TB.
I am afflicted by a bald patch. . . . . .