Does band drama ever just make you laugh because it's exactly like the absurd plot of some low-budget soap opera made in Brazil? A good friend of many of the people in one of my bands has been hitting on one of the singers. Shortly after she rejected his advances, he proceeded to tell both her and the other singer after a gig (separately) that each one of them sounds great but that they don't sound good together. The singers discussed this, with the flute player (who also does some vocals) leaving the room and slamming the door. One singer told the other that she should take some time off from gigging and only join the band for rehearsals for a while. Of course the second singer then quit on the spot. The flute player also decided she isn't going to sing anymore, and suddenly decided to start taking saxophone lessons. She's the one who's into medieval dance music and stuff, but it turns out she's had a saxophone collecting dust in a drawer all these years! Maybe I should be worried or saddened by all this, but really it's so absurd I can't help laughing at it. The spurned lover pitting women against each other yet inexplicably still remains on friendly terms with the band, then the totally unexpected sax coming out of nowhere... talk about hackneyed plot twists! And stuff like this actually happens in real life!