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band humor

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Dogsferatu, Sep 19, 2008.

  1. Dogsferatu


    May 22, 2007
    Austin, TX
  2. jaywa


    May 5, 2008
    Iowa City, IA
    Nice... only thing is, the gui****'s pedal board is a few boxes shy...

    Oh yeah and they're missing #17 - "Has-been local legend who is desperately hoping for an invitation to sit-in." That's who I thought #3 was at first.
  3. rarbass


    Jul 3, 2008
    LOL I especially liked #16, a guy who actually came to see the band has a very hard time doing so! LOL
  4. cdaniel


    Nov 29, 2003
    #8 is my fav :D
  5. Howlin' Hanson

    Howlin' Hanson Lighter cabs, please.

    Sep 3, 2007
    Austin TX
    And where are #18 overworked bartender/waitstaff and #19 fault-finding club manager?
  6. mrokern

    mrokern TB's resident Rush freak

    Jul 20, 2007
    Minneapolis, MN
    It's like me at a Rush show! :p
  7. seanm

    seanm I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize! Supporting Member

    Feb 19, 2004
    Ottawa, Canada
    And #20 The Drunk who tries to get up on stage to sing one with the band.
  8. RTL

    RTL House Chicken Enthusiast Supporting Member

    Jul 20, 2008
    Leander, TX
    Without reading the description, I would have pegged #6 as "Jealous, gig-less, local band of haters who only shows up to reassure each other how much better they are than whomever is onstage."
  9. DudeistMonk


    Apr 13, 2008
    Newark, NJ
    #19 Drunken idiot who is dancing in a way that has nothing to do with the music on stage.
  10. vinny


    Apr 3, 2006
    Las Vegas, NV.
    Where's #20? Mr. Freebird
  11. Spinal Tapper

    Spinal Tapper

    Nov 15, 2007
    #5 LOL!
  12. Obe


    May 15, 2005
    Springfield MA area
    Mr. Freebird was at one of my gigs when this picture was taken. ;)
  13. Joel S.

    Joel S. Reserved for future witty use...

    Jul 9, 2008
    There aren't enough numbers to count all of these people.

    One of my greatest pleasures as a performer has been watching people dance and trying to figure out what the hell they're actually dancing too.

    Hippie dancing is the best.

    1) Throw hands in air
    2) Gyrate to random rhythm
    3) Make local non hippies gag

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