Bas(s)tard or Bass gui****

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by lexxmexx, Aug 5, 2009.

  1. lexxmexx

    lexxmexx

    Apr 7, 2008
    I called one of my guitarist a gui**** the other day and he snapped back by asking me if I would rather be called a Bas(s)tard or Bass gui**** :spit:

    Damn, I should have kept my mouth shut :atoz:
     
  2. RONQUITO

    RONQUITO

    Dec 27, 2007
    Bas(s)tard for me...LOL
     
  3. Stickk

    Stickk

    Sep 2, 2008
    Jambi
    Basstard.
     
  4. Foreman_

    Foreman_

    Oct 20, 2008
    Vancouver B.C.
    I would have to go with Basstard
     
  5. whocaresnotme

    whocaresnotme

    Jun 21, 2009
    Damn guitar players anyway. They just can't take a joke.
    To get back at him just refuse to pay his rent next month! Or his car payment or whatever he is into you for. Or take away the guitar the band bought for him because he had to hock his last week. Ha-ha-ha....
     
  6. rarbass

    rarbass

    Jul 3, 2008
    this
     
  7. standupright

    standupright

    Jul 7, 2006
    Phoenix, AZ
    Brownchicken Browncow
    basshole
     
  8. I prefer Basstard...although have never been called any derogatory Bass associated name...
     
  9. ric stave

    ric stave

    May 6, 2006
    Buffalo, NY
    Supreme Commander
     
  10. This is what my gweetard calls me. It's all in fun(he thinks ;)).
     
  11. dreadheadbass

    dreadheadbass

    Dec 17, 2007
    england
    basstard bastard and bass's go together very nicley in rock n roll just look at lemmy's rickenbastard
     
  12. standupright

    standupright

    Jul 7, 2006
    Phoenix, AZ
    Brownchicken Browncow
    same here. just terms of endearment.
     
  13. Chipsonfire

    Chipsonfire

    Jul 20, 2007
    Socorro, NM
    +1
     
  14. Steve!

    Steve!

    Nov 5, 2008
    I would like to be called a Basstard