Bass/Food comparisons

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by 5s_tring freak, Oct 8, 2003.

  1. Hey hey,

    I guess Craig Garfinkel started this. He likened a Ken Smith to Filet Mignon and a Sadowsky to Truffles and Caviar.

    IF this is anything to go by, what would you compare a Fender to?
    A Warwick?

    any thoughts?

    I would go as far as saying my Warwick is Subway! Mass produced, and found in many places , but still tastes damn good 90% of the time.
  2. Killdar


    Dec 16, 2002
    Portland Maine
    My bass is barbequed ribs, blackened with lotsa sauce. mmmmmmmmmmmmm....sauce.
  3. Squier is like baby food. It has it's place, but then you grow out of it.
  4. cods


    Sep 16, 2003
    my fender mark hoppus signature is like a burnt hot dog.
  5. I'd say American Fenders are Pizza Hut. Better general quality than McDonalds (MIM), but some still prefer McD's. American Deluxe? Stuffed crust!
  6. Hrmm...

    I guess a high-end bass is like chinese...

    you're happy you got it that night,but by the morning(or when the bill comes[for basses]) you're regretting it...badly.

  7. Melf


    Mar 20, 2003
    Starkville, MS
    A Warwick is like bratwurst. It's from Germany and it tastes bad:D ;)
  8. slugworth

    slugworth Banned

    Jun 12, 2003
    So. Calif.
  9. RED J

    RED J I ain't ready for the junkyard yet. Supporting Member

    Jan 23, 2000
    A good Fender P bass is like roast beef and real taters and lotsa good brown gravy.

    I have lost my taste for J basses entirely.

    Squier is like a fast food burger.A few real good, most so so.

    I do understand Harleys
    Don't understand Grateful Dead

    RED J :D
  10. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    My Fodera is the buttery slickness
  11. slugworth

    slugworth Banned

    Jun 12, 2003
    So. Calif.
  12. Jimbo


    Dec 4, 2000
    Philadelphia, PA

    i'd say that my fender jazz fretless (MIM) is jello, it's smooth and there's always room for it!

    -jimbo :ninja:
  13. I'd also say my Peavey rig is like a t-bone steak or something. Large, reliable, heavy, tasty
  14. slugworth

    slugworth Banned

    Jun 12, 2003
    So. Calif.
    My Stingray is like Jack Daniel's: Sweet, heavy,
    potent and lends itself to overindulgence; sometimes with undesired results...
  15. RED J

    RED J I ain't ready for the junkyard yet. Supporting Member

    Jan 23, 2000
    My violin bass is like rocky road ice cream.Smooth,sweet and heavy but with a nice crunch.Hits the spot at the *right* time but not something that you want *all* the time.

    RED J :D
  16. Figjam


    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    Squiers = Burger King or McDonalds. Good for the buck, but still ****.

    Fenders = Domino's Pizza. People think its good because of the name but i dont like it that much. (but hey, i stil got one)

    My Hohner = Crispy Creme donuts. It is really good if you try it , but not many people have. Better thean dunkin donuts.

    Steinberger = Dunkin Donuts :) See above,.
  17. Brian Barrett

    Brian Barrett

    Nov 25, 2001
    Murfreesboro, TN (Nashville)
    Dealer, Builder
    Hmmmm, last time I heard anyone talking about food and basses it was Anthony Jackson, and he was just complaining about someone taking food off his plate :D

  18. lbanks


    Jul 17, 2003
    Ennui, IN USA
    My Menu
    Alembic Orion....Chef Morimoto's Tuna Sushi Pizza
    Conklin GT-7....Bobby Flay's Yellow Snapper with Black Thai Sticky Rice, Corn Sauce, and Baby Bok Choy
    Lightwave Classica...Street corner Rib Dinner
    Gibson Ripper...Soul Food (Fried Chicken, Collard greens, yams, cornbread, macaroni & cheese)
    Fender Jazz Special....Roast Beef Chili
    Curlee....Belgian Waffles
    Galveston 12ver .... Bar Room Hot wings
    Cort Curbow.....Doritos 3-d's and a ten-year old Tawny Port
    Copley 5ver....Ju-Ju Bees and half-a-can of Pimp Juice.
  19. Rogue= a cold, greasy porkchop served up in a dirty ashtray.

    In all fairness, I've never played a porkchop or eaten a Rogue. ;)
  20. Mousse de chocolat

    That's my Rick Turner Renaissance Electroline:)