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Bass Ho

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by ELG60, Nov 11, 2018.

  1. ELG60

    ELG60 Supporting Member

    Apr 26, 2017
    I appreciate the creativity:

    Bass ho walking the streets and looking for work

    Bass ho walking the streets and looking for work (Atlanta) hide this posting

    Hey sailor, need someone to play bass for a gig? I'm a bassist with over 35 years experience in most genres. I have thousands of tunes under my belt and can read charts and fake my way through anything else. I know how to do this and like any ho, I know a few tricks to please the customers. I have great toys and my own ride as well.

    Why go with this ho?
    - A ho knows what they are doing. I can get right to the action with little warm up. I don't need dinner and a movie to do my thang.
    - A ho not only knows how to please one client, but many types of clients. I love you long time.
    - You don't want to deal with the crazy ho after you have had your fill. No prob, I'm gone after I get dressed and paid.
    - I have no agenda other than making money, so you have all the control.
    - You can go back to your steady after our gig, but I will be around if your steady goes out of town and you are lonely, I'll be here.

    So if you find yourself needing a bass player for a gig, hit me up, but like any good ho I don't do anything for free unless it's for my pimp. (My wife). If I don't have her money when I get home, heaven help us all!

    I've been checked by the doc and I'm clean, so let's rock.
    4-fingers, twinjet, pablomago and 4 others like this.

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