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:::Bass Joke::: Heaven and the loading dock.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by j-raj, Nov 1, 2005.


  1. j-raj

    j-raj Bassist: Educator/Soloist/Performer Staff Member Supporting Member

    Jan 14, 2003
    Atlanta, GA!
    I received this earlier today from one of my reps:


     
  2. Eric Grossman

    Eric Grossman

    Nov 3, 2004
    St. Louis
    Endorsing Artist: Hipshot Products and SIT Strings
    That's great. I love musician jokes. Here's one (a riddle).

    Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: One, but nobody notices.
     
  3. How do you get a guitarist to turn down?

    ...put a piece of sheet music in front of him. :p
     
  4. FriscoBassAce

    FriscoBassAce

    Dec 29, 2004
    Frisco, Texas
    Independent Manufacturers Representative

    That one made me laugh out loud!

    Too funny!
     
  5. That's hilarious.
     
  6. You people are a cynical bunch...
     
  7. elros

    elros

    Apr 24, 2004
    Norway
    Proprietor, Helland Musikk Teknologi
    Here's a variation:

    Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: None. The pianist can do it with his left hand.
     
  8. I was just about to say that one.
     
  9. Dad buys his son a bass guitar and six lessons to go with it,
    after the first lesson Dad asks
    "what did you learn today son?" the boy replies,
    " I learnt the first four notes on the E string"
    a week later he asks again,
    "what did you learn this lesson?'the boy replies
    "i learnt the first four notes on the A string"
    a week later, "What did you learn today son"
    the son replies,
    "no time for lessons today Dad, Ive got a gig"

    Im a bass player so I can tell that one...
     

  10. That's funny, but mean
     
  11. Higgie

    Higgie

    May 31, 2005
    London, England
    Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: 5. One to screw it in and four others to beat back the guitarists trying to get into the spotlight.

    :p
     
  12. Ha, that's awsome, is it alright if I use that for my signiture?
     
  13. No probs....
     
  14. Thanks, but it's too long. I just tried.
     
  15. Secondhandloser

    Secondhandloser

    Mar 28, 2005
    What they DON'T tell you is that it wasn't just ANY gig- it was warped tour. Then the Disaster tour. See, this is the true story of Mark Hoppus. :bag:
     
  16. Dr. PhunkyPants

    Dr. PhunkyPants Guest

    Aug 11, 2002
    USA
    Does Mike Lull still have all those killer jokes on his site?
     
  17. :D you have no idea how hard i am laughing right now.
     
  18. Q. Why don't bass players ever catch a cold?
    A. Even a virus has some pride.

    hehehe, i love that link :D
     
  19. also

    Q. What's the difference between a musician and a US savings bond?
    A. One of them eventually matures and earns money.