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Bass joke

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by Executor666, Jul 3, 2002.


  1. Executor666

    Executor666

    Jul 3, 2002
    Double bassist: "What's your repertoire? I can play Fugue in G Minor by Brahms, the Minuet & Trio from Haydn's 86th Symphony, and--"

    Bass guitarist: "D7, G7, E minor, G major, and C diminished."
     
  2. which brings to mind the old one:

    if you throw a bagpipe, an accordion and a banjo down from the Empire State Building, which one hits the ground first?
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    who really gives a ****????

    ( this came from a banjo player, so -drooling-brothers in bluegrass don´t be offended )
     
  3. arnoldschnitzer

    arnoldschnitzer AES Fine Instruments

    Feb 16, 2002
    Brewster, NY, USA
    Which brings to mind a Really old one...

    What's the definition of Perfect Pitch?



    A banjo into a dumpster from 30 yards!
     
  4. mje

    mje

    Aug 1, 2002
    Southeast Michigan
    Nah, perfect pitch is when you toss an accordian into a dumpster and it hits a set of bagpipes!

    Incidentally, I left my accordian in my car, unlocked, one day. I realized an hour later that the car was unlocked and came running back, but it was too late... there were three more accordians in the car.
     
  5. Dear Mr. WIENERSCHNITZEL,
    As a stupid furner I must ask a translation for
    dumpster?
    Might it be a synonyme for "litter bin".


    R2
     
  6. Chris Fitzgerald

    Chris Fitzgerald Student of Life Staff Member Administrator

    Oct 19, 2000
    Louisville, KY
    The term also applies to one who fogs out public bathrooms from a sitting position.
     
  7. In the USA they're the large* trash (rubbish) containers seen in various locations around populated areas...

    er, they're usually full of banjos...

    - Wil

    *size of a truck (lorry)