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Bass joke

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Igotsoul4u, Jan 25, 2012.

  1. Igotsoul4u


    Nov 3, 2011
    Maybe heard this one, maybe not

    So this guy is on an amazon safari and on his first night he hears drums off in the distance that went on and on never stopping which made him slightly nervous. He finally asks the guide about the drums. The guide says... "drums good, drums no stop, very bad if drums stop" Several nights later the guy notices there are no drums and immediately becomes concerned after finding his guide hiding. The guy nervously says "uh there's no drums and you said that's bad." The guide says "yes, means bass solo coming"
  2. Why is bass better than guitar?

    You cant play "Hey There Delilah" on bass!

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