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Bass Joke

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by dvmweb, Aug 2, 2003.

  1. dvmweb


    Apr 20, 2002
    Atlanta MI 49709
    Q: What is a good thing for a new musician to play on an upright bass?

    A: Solitaire.
  2. What do bass players use for a contraseptive?
    Their personality. :rollno: