Literally. Last night I dreamed I took my Ray to the shop I frequent to try out some amps. I put it on a stand and when turned around, someone else was picking it up and there was a price tag on it. I told them it was mine and I went to grab it and it split in two down the side as if was a hollow body. Even the neck separated and all the wood was chewed from the inside out. I had the fingerboard-pickguard with EQ, pickup and bridge in one hand, the hollow neck and body in the other. No one would honor the warranty and they denied I ever bought from them. I'm never shopping at that store again. What crappy customer service, even if it wasn't real.