Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Jontom, Nov 17, 2004.
I've been sent to assassinate the audience!
Hmmm... if only ninjas weren't so cliched!
...because it looks kinda "teen", you know what I mean.
You've come to assasinate the audience in your bedroom?
Now a "Sumo Bass" would be different!
Absolutely NO pictures please!
But they are the "real ultimate power."
"A Ninja never reveals his targets"...
Maybe just this once
Alright! Alright! Last Call!! Outta my Room...
1. Ninjas are Mammals
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time
3. The purpose of the Ninja is to freak out and kill people.
That is quite quite
That's the worst and best film ever at the same time
But But But...
It clearley states here...THE AUTHORITY in Ninjas that Ninjas are indeed mammals. But dammit...he's got a point. Mutegen is weird stuff though...who knows what walking speaking turtles are...
But for the record, they aren't turtles. They should be tortises because they have toes and fingers. Turtles don't. So doesn't that ruin the credibility of the TMNT already?
Theyve got the new maxim on the wall.
Im gonna go watch that 70s show now...
At least they serve Yuengling there...ahhh the beer from home .
Yuengling- "The Oldest Brewery in America"... Too bad its also the oldest tasting beer in America! C'mon! Make a new batch already!!!
Could be worse. You could be drinking my father's preferred brew.
The one beer to have when you've already had waaaay too many.
Welllllll. I could pull off THAT look pretty easily.
Nice room. Where's your desk?
I always wanted to play as a ninja. realultimatepower is a hilarious site- ever try and commit suicide with a frisbee? Seppoku!!!
To be totally honest... I'm not really a Ninja!!!
We were playing a club and there was a double door to the left of the stage that would get opened every five minutes so people could go out to smoke(NY). We were in the middle of an unseasonably cold fall(Mid 20'S F) and I luckily packed my ski mask. Voila! By the third set, I was the envy of the house!
Nah... I'm a ninja.
bass ninja play warwick. its a sign...
*search for warwicks*