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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Jontom, Nov 17, 2004.

  1. Jontom


    Mar 11, 2002
    New York
    I've been sent to assassinate the audience! :)
  2. Hmmm... if only ninjas weren't so cliched!

    ...because it looks kinda "teen", you know what I mean.
  3. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    You've come to assasinate the audience in your bedroom?
  4. Hmmm.

    Now a "Sumo Bass" would be different!

    Absolutely NO pictures please!

  5. But they are the "real ultimate power."
  6. Jontom


    Mar 11, 2002
    New York

    "A Ninja never reveals his targets"...

    Maybe just this once :ninja:

    Alright! Alright! Last Call!! Outta my Room...
  7. Poon


    May 20, 2003
    Los Angeles, CA
    1. Ninjas are Mammals
    2. Ninjas fight ALL the time
    3. The purpose of the Ninja is to freak out and kill people.
  8. That is quite quite

  9. screwball


    Jul 25, 2004
    Manchester UK
    That's the worst and best film ever at the same time
  10. Poon


    May 20, 2003
    Los Angeles, CA
    But But But...

    It clearley states here...THE AUTHORITY in Ninjas that Ninjas are indeed mammals. But dammit...he's got a point. Mutegen is weird stuff though...who knows what walking speaking turtles are...
    But for the record, they aren't turtles. They should be tortises because they have toes and fingers. Turtles don't. So doesn't that ruin the credibility of the TMNT already? :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
  11. Wild Bill

    Wild Bill

    Dec 30, 2001
    Boston MA
    Theyve got the new maxim on the wall.
    Im gonna go watch that 70s show now...
  12. Selta


    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    At least they serve Yuengling there...ahhh the beer from home :).

  13. Jontom


    Mar 11, 2002
    New York

    Yuengling- "The Oldest Brewery in America"... Too bad its also the oldest tasting beer in America! C'mon! Make a new batch already!!! :meh:
  14. Could be worse. You could be drinking my father's preferred brew.


    The one beer to have when you've already had waaaay too many. :)
  15. Bard2dbone


    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    Welllllll. I could pull off THAT look pretty easily. :eek: :eyebrow:
  16. lbanks


    Jul 17, 2003
    Ennui, IN USA
    Nice room. Where's your desk?
  17. 5stringDNA


    Oct 10, 2002
    Englewood, CO
    I always wanted to play as a ninja. realultimatepower is a hilarious site- ever try and commit suicide with a frisbee? Seppoku!!!
  18. Jontom


    Mar 11, 2002
    New York

    To be totally honest... I'm not really a Ninja!!! :oops:
    We were playing a club and there was a double door to the left of the stage that would get opened every five minutes so people could go out to smoke(NY). We were in the middle of an unseasonably cold fall(Mid 20'S F) and I luckily packed my ski mask. Voila! By the third set, I was the envy of the house! :)
  19. Jontom


    Mar 11, 2002
    New York
    Nah... I'm a ninja.
  20. bass ninja play warwick. its a sign...

    *search for warwicks*