BASS or SEX

Oh, jeez.......you serious?

 

eeee eeee, umm umm, AHHH!!!!!!!! A CANT CHOOSE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Playing an Ibanez BTB is pure sex..

 

Now I know why you took off the back plate!

 

well.....i havent had sex yet so i'll go with bass

 

AAAAHHHH!!!! THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!!! *vomits*

 

In a past Talk Bass thread, this question was asked-
"Where's The Strangest Place You Have Practiced"?


My response:
Trust me, you can work on yer plucking technique anywhere; my ex used to say, "...what are you doin' down there, practicing bass"?

 

Combine 'em. Sex to a good bass line.

Rock on
Eric

 

I think that those "Funk Fingers" that Tony Levin uses were originally designed for a similar purpose.

 

you guys .....

 

my girl friend always asks me to play 16th notes. i like playin' bass but not that much. i think a harder choice would be food or sex, the two are more related to eachother with both of them being carnal pleasures.

 

i think food is a necessity....
but that can be diferent for u....

 

i'd choose food over sex easily but some people would have to think about it for a sec or 2.

 

i havent had sex (waitin til marriage), when i do, ill tell ya. But i have a strong feeling it wont be bass though.

 

i don't exactly have any experience with the sex part yet but choosing between food and bass is tough for me. when i really feel like endulging, i eat while playing bass. mmmmm, true bliss