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BASS or SEX

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by fireglo forever, Oct 25, 2001.


  1. Groovin' on my bass!

    35 vote(s)
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  2. Good 'ol sex!

    60 vote(s)
    63.2%
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  1. What do you like better, playing bass or having sex?
    :eek:
     
  2. Comakazi

    Comakazi

    May 3, 2001
    Midwest US
    Oh, jeez.......you serious?
     
  3. BigBohn

    BigBohn

    Sep 29, 2001
    WPB, Florida
    eeee eeee, umm umm, AHHH!!!!!!!! A CANT CHOOSE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:confused: :)
     
  4. Playing an Ibanez BTB is pure sex.. :D
     
  5. Now I know why you took off the back plate! :eek:
     
  6. Crash McLarson

    Crash McLarson

    Jul 23, 2001
    well.....i havent had sex yet so i'll go with bass
     
  7. LOL!

    or maybe....

    truss rod?? :eek: :eek:
     
  8. John Davis

    John Davis Guest

    Mar 27, 2001
    Houston, Texas


    AAAAHHHH!!!! THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!!! *vomits*
     
  9. JimK

    JimK

    Dec 12, 1999
    In a past Talk Bass thread, this question was asked-
    "Where's The Strangest Place You Have Practiced"?


    My response:
    Trust me, you can work on yer plucking technique anywhere; my ex used to say, "...what are you doin' down there, practicing bass"?
     
  10. Combine 'em. Sex to a good bass line.:D

    Rock on
    Eric
     
  11. yawnsie

    yawnsie

    Apr 11, 2000
    London
    :D

    I think that those "Funk Fingers" that Tony Levin uses were originally designed for a similar purpose. :eek:;)
     
  12. Aaah, so THAT's how i got good at it! :D
     
  13. Freakapotamus9

    Freakapotamus9

    Jun 20, 2001
    Nebraska
    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: you guys .....
     
  14. my girl friend always asks me to play 16th notes. i like playin' bass but not that much. i think a harder choice would be food or sex, the two are more related to eachother with both of them being carnal pleasures.
     
  15. i think food is a necessity....
    but that can be diferent for u.... :rolleyes:
     
  16. i'd choose food over sex easily but some people would have to think about it for a sec or 2.
     
  17. i havent had sex (waitin til marriage), when i do, ill tell ya. But i have a strong feeling it wont be bass though. ;)
     
  18. kaboom133

    kaboom133

    Oct 19, 2001
    Latrobe PA
    i don't exactly have any experience with the sex part yet but choosing between food and bass is tough for me. when i really feel like endulging, i eat while playing bass. mmmmm, true bliss :D
     
  19. HeavyDuty

    HeavyDuty Supporting Curmudgeon Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 26, 2000
    Suburban Chicago, IL
    Where's the "carrots" option?
     
  20. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    :eek:
     



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