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Bass over women

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by 0scar, Mar 17, 2005.

  1. 0scar


    Jul 11, 2003
    damn straight.

    you all better agree.

  2. lyle

    lyle Guest

    Jan 10, 2004
    Vernon, B.C. Canada
    Answering this question will have devastating consequences no matter what I choose. :smug:
  3. playing bass gets me women. ;) so i say bass = women.
  4. nastyn8c


    Feb 7, 2005
    Tampa, FL
    bass > woman
    -and my girlfriend knows that's how I think
  5. Vic

    Vic There's more music in the nuance than the notes. Supporting Member

    Oct 14, 2002
    Central Illinois
    Staff, Bass Gear Magazine
    I like my basses over women, under women, next to women, being held by women... one of the coolest pictures I ever saw was a total hottie holdin'g a bass seductively.
  6. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    You can slap your bass all night and not end up in jail.

    (For the PC of you, and jail is where you should be if you do that to a woman.)
  7. Vic

    Vic There's more music in the nuance than the notes. Supporting Member

    Oct 14, 2002
    Central Illinois
    Staff, Bass Gear Magazine
    You can play with another bass all you want and not worry about losing half yer stuff.
  8. BartmanPDX

    BartmanPDX Supporting Member

    And, I never get criticized for admiring someone else's bass.
  9. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    My girlfriend is very jealous of my bass...
  10. Tim Cole

    Tim Cole Supporting Member

    Jun 12, 2002
    Findlay, Ohio
    First we get the jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the chicks.
  11. lowphatbass

    lowphatbass ****

    Feb 25, 2005
    west coast

    .....are you sure??
  12. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    You took a wrong turn on the way to off topic and are posting OT threads in the basses forum.
  13. tim, wheres this from? its just on the tip of my tongue :help:
  14. its spelt 'Gaol' :smug: :p

    ummm..if the bass was a essex and the woman was meshell nedegeochello id take the women (that and meshell has basses :p )


    if it was a library full of various jazz's, musicmans and modulus's and the woman was rosie o donnel......id take the basses
  15. NOISE!


    Jun 20, 2004
    In your mind
    Somehow I think she'd feel the same, and as far as I know she don't play bass :D
  16. har....har....har

    im dead sexay :D
  17. Are you gay?

    I think it's great you could share this with us in your own way...
  18. AlembicPlayer

    AlembicPlayer Im not wearing shorts

    Aug 15, 2004
    Pacific Northwet, USA
    two simple questions for all -

    #1 - how long is the longest committed relationship you've been in?

    #2 - how long is the longest amount of time you have owned the same bass?

    very telling :)
  19. relationship = >year
    bass = 4 months

  20. Relationship - 4 years and counting

    Bass - 20 years on and off

    In both cases I've grown up and matured a lot - let's say I'm committed to both with equal amounts passion - ;)