We can laugh at ourselves can't we? What's the difference between a bass and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up a bass. How do you reduce wind-drag on a bassist's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof What do you throw a drowning bass player? His Amp. How many Pop bass players does it take to change a light bulb? None. The keyboard player does it with his left hand. What are the three most difficult years in a bass player's life? Second grade. Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A: A Bass Player.