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Bass Players in Heaven

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by pickerpete, Jun 1, 2011.

  1. St. Peter still checks ID's. He asks a man, "What did you do on Earth?" The man says, "I was a doctor." St. Peter says, "Ok, go right through those pearly gates. Next! What did you do on Earth?" The next person says, "I was a school teacher." "Go right through those pearly gates. Next! And what did you do on Earth?" The rumpled, bleary-eyed man says, "I was a bass player." "Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen..."
  2. jazzbill


    Jun 4, 2010
    Richardson, TX
    ...Oh, and don't touch the buffet.
  3. bejoyous


    Oct 23, 2005
    London, Ontario
    Sigh...It's like that while alive, too.
  4. salcott

    salcott Supporting Member

    Aug 22, 2007
    NYC, Inwood.
    Put your tie on before you set up.
  6. "Bass player in heaven?"
    I thought it was a one-liner!

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