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Bass puns?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Pilgrim, Jun 9, 2020.

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  1. Jun 9, 2020 #1
    Pilgrim

    Pilgrim Supporting Member

    Jul 8, 2004
    Fort Collins, Colorado
    Someone had to do it...

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    Pilgrim

    Pilgrim Supporting Member

    Jul 8, 2004
    Fort Collins, Colorado
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    Pilgrim

    Pilgrim Supporting Member

    Jul 8, 2004
    Fort Collins, Colorado
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    Killed_by_Death

    Killed_by_Death Snaggletooth Inactive

    Jan 2, 2015
    14 Megameters from Groong Tehp
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    Michael Jewels

    Michael Jewels

    Nov 29, 2000
    Queens, N.Y.(Near JFK Airport)
    I met Suzy Stingray in a pickup bar. She came home with me.
    I asked her to takeoff her g-string.
    She slapped and popped me. :eek:
    I asked her if we could go on another date.
    She said I was 38mm nuts.
    But, I didn't fret, I'm an optimist.
    Thank you, and good night! :p
    Mike :wacky:
     
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    laristotle

    laristotle Inactive

    Sep 22, 2015
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    laristotle

    laristotle Inactive

    Sep 22, 2015
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    laristotle

    laristotle Inactive

    Sep 22, 2015
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    laristotle

    laristotle Inactive

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    laristotle

    laristotle Inactive

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    laristotle

    laristotle Inactive

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    laristotle

    laristotle Inactive

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    laristotle

    laristotle Inactive

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    laristotle

    laristotle Inactive

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  15. Jun 10, 2020 #15
    lark_z

    lark_z Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 26, 2020
    Georgetown, TX
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    lark_z

    lark_z Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 26, 2020
    Georgetown, TX
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    lark_z

    lark_z Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 26, 2020
    Georgetown, TX
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    lark_z

    lark_z Gold Supporting Member

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    Georgetown, TX
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    SactoBass

    SactoBass A retired civil engineer who likes all-tube amps!

    Jul 8, 2009
    Lake Havasu City, AZ
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  20. Jun 10, 2020 #20
    Doner Designs

    Doner Designs Steve Doner Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 2, 2012
    Metro Chicago Area
    Doner Designs is an alias for Steve Doner
    My son says they call it a bass because it's based on a real instrument (guitar). :)
     
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