Last week I was playing with a dixieland group. The leader called an uptempo "Sweet Georgia Brown" in Ab. I usually play this number in F, but I can handle the bassline in Ab. Halfway thru the tune, he points to me to solo, oh sh*t! Well, I pulled it off pretty well, I thought, and by the end of the tune, I was feeling pretty good about my performance. Then the piano player leaned over and said, "Bass solos are like premature ejaculation - you know it's coming and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.