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Bass Strings

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by JazzDude, Apr 19, 2006.

  1. A set of bass strings walks into a bar. The E strings says "Bartender - a round of martinis!"

    Bartender says " We don't serve strings in here - get out!", and they all leave.

    The A string unravels his threaded end, loops it through his midsection, walks back in, and says "Bartender - a martini, please!"

    Bartender says "Aren't you one of the strings that was just in here?"

    The A string says "Strings? No - I'm a frayed knot".
  2. nathanmcnathan

    nathanmcnathan Banned

    Jan 25, 2008
    Barrie, Ontario
    hahaha that sucked

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