Bass Violation Sheet

It gets posted about once every six months, but a refresher never hurts. Also, this may be the first time it's been posted in those funky British dollars. I don't think you'll take much heat over it.

 

Bass Violation Sheet__________

Player_____Phil_____
Date of Offence__________

UPRIGHT PLAYERS
[ ] Showing up before first downbeat £25
[ ] Playing audibly £25
[ ] Faking changes £25
[ ] Slapping £150
[ ] Missing tutti lick, then mentioning vintage of bass £25
[ ] Excessive sweating £25
[ ] Pedal point double-stops during horn solo £50
[ ] Asking leader for a solo £30
[ ] Accepting solo when offered £50
[ ] Taking second chorus £100
[ ] Playing solo arco £400
[ ] Pretending to check tuning after playing out of tune £100
[ ] Playing "A Train" ending on every tune £200
[ ] Playing extended "A Train" ending on every tune £500

ELECTRIC PLAYERS
[x] Checking hair between tunes £15
[x] Experimenting with odd meters £25
[x] Missing root at end of blistering fill £25
[ ] Playing with a pick £50
[ ] Tuning during ballad £30
[ ] Playing Jaco groove on samba £75
[x] Playing Jaco samba groove on ballad £150
[ ] Attempting last word on final chord £50
[ ] Achieving last word on final chord £100
[ ] Long gliss down to final note £200

EQUIPMENT VIOLATIONS - ELECTRIC
[x] Forgetting strap £10
[ ] Changing strings after every set £15
[x] Using electric tuner £15
[ ] Setting up mic "just in case" £75
[ ] Forgetting to turn amp on £40
[x] Bringing amp larger than 1 person can carry £50
[x] Asking horn player for help moving amp £25
[ ] Bringing custom-made bass £100 per string above 4
[ ] Bringing more than 1 bass £100 per extra bass
[ ] Skull decals on bass £150
[ ] Bringing fretless bass £500

MUSICAL OFFENCES
[x] Playing loudly during warm up £10
[x] Sound-checking amp with funk slapping £25
[x] Loud cursing after mistake £10
[x] Playing high and fast after mistake £20
[ ] Practising 2-handed tapping between tunes £20
[ ] Asking for "E" tuning note £25
[ ] Playing E anyway when horns tune to Bb £50
[ ] Playing eighth notes £5 each
[x] Playing sixteenth notes £10 each
[x] Playing above 1st octave immediate dismissal
[ ] Dragging fast tempo £75
[ ] Dragging ballad tempo £100
[ ] Blacking out during ballad £200
[ ] Ignoring drummer's tempo £100
[x] Following drummer's tempo £250

MUSIC READING
[ ] Playing written-out walking line £50
[ ] Failure to play written walking line £75
[x] Writing note names over ledger-line notes £50
[ ] Writing beat numbers under dotted figures £50

BASIC STUPIDITY
[ ] Wearing old Buddy Rich tour shirt £10
[ ] Wearing new Whitesnake tour shirt £20
[ ] Asking when the rock set starts £2
[x] Continually asking "where are we?" £25
[ ] Continually shouting "Yeah!" £25
[ ] Taking cell phone call during 4's £100

CRIMINAL BAD TASTE
[ ] Telling bone player about all the gigs you get £10
[ ] Asking bone player about their day gig £10
[x] Sitting behind drums on break £10
[ ] Quoting "Birdland" £25
[ ] Practising scales during break £25

 

Bass Violation Sheet__________

Player__Dream Works__
Date of Offence__Reoccuring__

UPRIGHT PLAYERS
[ ] Showing up before first downbeat £25
[ ] Playing audibly £25
[ ] Faking changes £25
[ ] Slapping £150
[ ] Missing tutti lick, then mentioning vintage of bass £25
[ ] Excessive sweating £25
[ ] Pedal point double-stops during horn solo £50
[ ] Asking leader for a solo £30
[ ] Accepting solo when offered £50
[ ] Taking second chorus £100
[ ] Playing solo arco £400
[ ] Pretending to check tuning after playing out of tune £100
[ ] Playing "A Train" ending on every tune £200
[ ] Playing extended "A Train" ending on every tune £500

ELECTRIC PLAYERS
[ ] Checking hair between tunes £15
[x] Experimenting with odd meters £25
[ ] Missing root at end of blistering fill £25
[ ] Playing with a pick £50
[ ] Tuning during ballad £30
[ ] Playing Jaco groove on samba £75
[ ] Playing Jaco samba groove on ballad £150
[x] Attempting last word on final chord £50
[x] Achieving last word on final chord £100
[x] Long gliss down to final note £200

EQUIPMENT VIOLATIONS - ELECTRIC
[x] Forgetting strap £10
[ ] Changing strings after every set £15
[x] Using electric tuner £15
[ ] Setting up mic "just in case" £75
[ ] Forgetting to turn amp on £40
[x] Bringing amp larger than 1 person can carry £50
[x] Asking horn player for help moving amp £25
[x2] Bringing custom-made bass £100 per string above 4
[x] Bringing more than 1 bass £100 per extra bass
[ ] Skull decals on bass £150
[ ] Bringing fretless bass £500

MUSICAL OFFENCES
[x] Playing loudly during warm up £10
[ ] Sound-checking amp with funk slapping £25
[x] Loud cursing after mistake £10
[x] Playing high and fast after mistake £20
[x] Practising 2-handed tapping between tunes £20
[x] Asking for "E" tuning note £25
[x] Playing E anyway when horns tune to Bb £50
[x] Playing eighth notes £5 each
[x] Playing sixteenth notes £10 each
[x] Playing above 1st octave immediate dismissal
[ ] Dragging fast tempo £75
[ ] Dragging ballad tempo £100
[x] Blacking out during ballad £200
[x] Ignoring drummer's tempo £100
[x] Following drummer's tempo £250

MUSIC READING
[x] Playing written-out walking line £50
[ ] Failure to play written walking line £75
[x] Writing note names over ledger-line notes £50
[x] Writing beat numbers under dotted figures £50

BASIC STUPIDITY
[ ] Wearing old Buddy Rich tour shirt £10
[ ] Wearing new Whitesnake tour shirt £20
[ ] Asking when the rock set starts £2
[x] Continually asking "where are we?" £25
[ ] Continually shouting "Yeah!" £25
[ ] Taking cell phone call during 4's £100

CRIMINAL BAD TASTE
[ ] Telling bone player about all the gigs you get £10
[ ] Asking bone player about their day gig £10
[x] Sitting behind drums on break £10
[ ] Quoting "Birdland" £25
[ ] Practising scales during break £25


I think I'm in debt.

 

Bass Violation Sheet__________

Player_Matt_"HarrisIsGod"_Perry__
Date of Offence__Reoccuring__

UPRIGHT PLAYERS
[ ] Showing up before first downbeat £25
[ ] Playing audibly £25
[ ] Faking changes £25
[ ] Slapping £150
[ ] Missing tutti lick, then mentioning vintage of bass £25
[ ] Excessive sweating £25
[ ] Pedal point double-stops during horn solo £50
[ ] Asking leader for a solo £30
[ ] Accepting solo when offered £50
[ ] Taking second chorus £100
[ ] Playing solo arco £400
[ ] Pretending to check tuning after playing out of tune £100
[ ] Playing "A Train" ending on every tune £200
[ ] Playing extended "A Train" ending on every tune £500

ELECTRIC PLAYERS
[ ] Checking hair between tunes £15
[ ] Experimenting with odd meters £25
[ ] Missing root at end of blistering fill £25
[ ] Playing with a pick £50
[ ] Tuning during ballad £30
[ ] Playing Jaco groove on samba £75
[ ] Playing Jaco samba groove on ballad £150
[x] Attempting last word on final chord £50
[x] Achieving last word on final chord £100
[ ] Long gliss down to final note £200

EQUIPMENT VIOLATIONS - ELECTRIC
[x] Forgetting strap £10
[ ] Changing strings after every set £15
[x] Using electric tuner £15
[ ] Setting up mic "just in case" £75
[x] Forgetting to turn amp on £40
[ ] Bringing amp larger than 1 person can carry £50
[ ] Asking horn player for help moving amp £25
[ ] Bringing custom-made bass £100 per string above 4
[ ] Bringing more than 1 bass £100 per extra bass
[x] Skull decals on bass £150
[ ] Bringing fretless bass £500

MUSICAL OFFENCES
[x] Playing loudly during warm up £10
[x] Sound-checking amp with funk slapping £25
[ ] Loud cursing after mistake £10
[x] Playing high and fast after mistake £20
[ ] Practising 2-handed tapping between tunes £20
[ ] Asking for "E" tuning note £25
[ ] Playing E anyway when horns tune to Bb £50
[x] Playing eighth notes £5 each
[x] Playing sixteenth notes £10 each
[x] Playing above 1st octave immediate dismissal
[ ] Dragging fast tempo £75
[ ] Dragging ballad tempo £100
[ ] Blacking out during ballad £200
[ ] Ignoring drummer's tempo £100
[x] Following drummer's tempo £250

MUSIC READING
[ ] Playing written-out walking line £50
[ ] Failure to play written walking line £75
[ ] Writing note names over ledger-line notes £50
[ ] Writing beat numbers under dotted figures £50

BASIC STUPIDITY
[ ] Wearing old Buddy Rich tour shirt £10
[ ] Wearing new Whitesnake tour shirt £20
[ ] Asking when the rock set starts £2
[ ] Continually asking "where are we?" £25
[ ] Continually shouting "Yeah!" £25
[ ] Taking cell phone call during 4's £100

CRIMINAL BAD TASTE
[ ] Telling bone player about all the gigs you get £10
[ ] Asking bone player about their day gig £10
[x] Sitting behind drums on break £10
[ ] Quoting "Birdland" £25
[x] Practising scales during break £25

 

Bass Violation Sheet__________

Player__________
Date of Offence__________

UPRIGHT PLAYERS
[ ] Showing up before first downbeat £25
[ ] Playing audibly £25
[ ] Faking changes £25
[ ] Slapping £150
[ ] Missing tutti lick, then mentioning vintage of bass £25
[ ] Excessive sweating £25
[ ] Pedal point double-stops during horn solo £50
[ ] Asking leader for a solo £30
[ ] Accepting solo when offered £50
[ ] Taking second chorus £100
[ ] Playing solo arco £400
[ ] Pretending to check tuning after playing out of tune £100
[ ] Playing "A Train" ending on every tune £200
[ ] Playing extended "A Train" ending on every tune £500

ELECTRIC PLAYERS
[ ] Checking hair between tunes £15
[ ] Experimenting with odd meters £25
[ ] Missing root at end of blistering fill £25
[ ] Playing with a pick £50
[ ] Tuning during ballad £30
[ ] Playing Jaco groove on samba £75
[ ] Playing Jaco samba groove on ballad £150
[ ] Attempting last word on final chord £50
[ ] Achieving last word on final chord £100
[ ] Long gliss down to final note £200

EQUIPMENT VIOLATIONS - ELECTRIC
[ ] Forgetting strap £10
[ ] Changing strings after every set £15
[ ] Using electric tuner £15
[ ] Setting up mic "just in case" £75
[ ] Forgetting to turn amp on £40
[ ] Bringing amp larger than 1 person can carry £50
[ ] Asking horn player for help moving amp £25
[ ] Bringing custom-made bass £100 per string above 4
[ ] Bringing more than 1 bass £100 per extra bass
[ ] Skull decals on bass £150
[ ] Bringing fretless bass £500

MUSICAL OFFENCES
[ ] Playing loudly during warm up £10
[ ] Sound-checking amp with funk slapping £25
[ ] Loud cursing after mistake £10
[ ] Playing high and fast after mistake £20
[ ] Practising 2-handed tapping between tunes £20
[ ] Asking for "E" tuning note £25
[ ] Playing E anyway when horns tune to Bb £50
[ ] Playing eighth notes £5 each
[ ] Playing sixteenth notes £10 each
[ ] Playing above 1st octave immediate dismissal
[ ] Dragging fast tempo £75
[ ] Dragging ballad tempo £100
[ ] Blacking out during ballad £200
[ ] Ignoring drummer's tempo £100
[ ] Following drummer's tempo £250

MUSIC READING
[ ] Playing written-out walking line £50
[ ] Failure to play written walking line £75
[ ] Writing note names over ledger-line notes £50
[ ] Writing beat numbers under dotted figures £50

BASIC STUPIDITY
[ ] Wearing old Buddy Rich tour shirt £10
[ ] Wearing new Whitesnake tour shirt £20
[ ] Asking when the rock set starts £2
[ ] Continually asking "where are we?" £25
[ ] Continually shouting "Yeah!" £25
[ ] Taking cell phone call during 4's £100

CRIMINAL BAD TASTE
[ ] Telling bone player about all the gigs you get £10
[ ] Asking bone player about their day gig £10
[ ] Sitting behind drums on break £10
[ ] Quoting "Birdland" £25
[ ] Practising scales during break £25[/QUOTE]

Looks like I'm perfect.

 

Ok, you're member number two, and the secretary.

 

Bass Violation Sheet
Player : Mon
Date of Offence : Whenever
ELECTRIC PLAYERS
[ x ] Playing with a pick £50
[ x ] Long gliss down to final note £200

EQUIPMENT VIOLATIONS - ELECTRIC
[ x ] Using electric tuner £15
[ x ] Bringing amp larger than 1 person can carry £50
[ x ] Bringing more than 1 bass £100 per extra bass
MUSICAL OFFENCES
[ x ] Playing loudly during warm up £10
[ x ] Playing eighth notes £5 each
[ x ] Playing sixteenth notes £10 each
[ x ] Playing above 1st octave immediate dismissal
[ x ] Following drummer's tempo £250

 

Bass Violation Sheet

Player: Eric
Date of Offense: Throughout career

UPRIGHT PLAYERS
[N/A] Showing up before first downbeat £25
[N/A] Playing audibly £25
[N/A] Faking changes £25
[N/A] Slapping £150
[N/A] Missing tutti lick, then mentioning vintage of bass £25
[N/A] Excessive sweating £25
[N/A] Pedal point double-stops during horn solo £50
[N/A] Asking leader for a solo £30
[N/A] Accepting solo when offered £50
[N/A] Taking second chorus £100
[N/A] Playing solo arco £400
[N/A] Pretending to check tuning after playing out of tune £100
[N/A] Playing "A Train" ending on every tune £200
[N/A] Playing extended "A Train" ending on every tune £500

ELECTRIC PLAYERS
[ ] Checking hair between tunes £15
[X] Experimenting with odd meters £25
[X] Missing root at end of blistering fill £25
[ ] Playing with a pick £50
[X] Tuning during ballad £30
[N/A] Playing Jaco groove on samba £75
[ ] Playing Jaco samba groove on ballad £150
[X] Attempting last word on final chord £50
[X] Achieving last word on final chord £100
[X] Long gliss down to final note £200

EQUIPMENT VIOLATIONS - ELECTRIC
[ ] Forgetting strap £10
[ ] Changing strings after every set £15
[X] Using electric tuner £15
[X] Setting up mic "just in case" £75
[ ] Forgetting to turn amp on £40
[X] Bringing amp larger than 1 person can carry £50
[N/A] Asking horn player for help moving amp £25
[X] Bringing custom-made bass £100 per string above 4
[X] Bringing more than 1 bass £100 per extra bass
[ ] Skull decals on bass £150
[ ] Bringing fretless bass £500

MUSICAL OFFENCES
[X] Playing loudly during warm up £10
[X] Sound-checking amp with funk slapping £25
[X] Loud cursing after mistake £10
[X] Playing high and fast after mistake £20
[X] Practicing 2-handed tapping between tunes £20
[ ] Asking for "E" tuning note £25
[N/A] Playing E anyway when horns tune to Bb £50
[X] Playing eighth notes £5 each
[X] Playing sixteenth notes £10 each
[X] Playing above 1st octave immediate dismissal
[X] Dragging fast tempo £75
[X] Dragging ballad tempo £100
[X] Blacking out during ballad £200
[ ] Ignoring drummer's tempo £100
[X] Following drummer's tempo £250

MUSIC READING
[ ] Playing written-out walking line £50
[X] Failure to play written walking line £75
[ ] Writing note names over ledger-line notes £50
[ ] Writing beat numbers under dotted figures £50

BASIC STUPIDITY
[ ] Wearing old Buddy Rich tour shirt £10
[ ] Wearing new Whitesnake tour shirt £20
[ ] Asking when the rock set starts £2
[ ] Continually asking "where are we?" £25
[ ] Continually shouting "Yeah!" £25
[ ] Taking cell phone call during 4's £100

CRIMINAL BAD TASTE
["bone" player"??] Telling bone player about all the gigs you get £10
["bone player"??] Asking bone player about their day gig £10
[X] Sitting behind drums on break £10
[ ] Quoting "Birdland" £25
[X] Practising scales during break £25

 

A bone player is a trombone player :3

 

It's saying that trombone players never get any work (I think. Then again, I have a tendency to not get even the most obvious jokes.)

Hope to build the sig. up so big that it won't fit. And maybe even get a real quote from Jimmy.

 

Theres one of those posted in my school in the music department area.

 

A real quote from Jimmy? I never knew he was that famous.

 

Bass Violation Sheet

Player: Me
Date of Offence: In general

UPRIGHT PLAYERS
[ ] Showing up before first downbeat £25
[ ] Playing audibly £25
[ ] Faking changes £25
[ ] Slapping £150
[ ] Missing tutti lick, then mentioning vintage of bass £25
[ ] Excessive sweating £25
[ ] Pedal point double-stops during horn solo £50
[ ] Asking leader for a solo £30
[ ] Accepting solo when offered £50
[ ] Taking second chorus £100
[ ] Playing solo arco £400
[ ] Pretending to check tuning after playing out of tune £100
[ ] Playing "A Train" ending on every tune £200
[ ] Playing extended "A Train" ending on every tune £500

ELECTRIC PLAYERS
[ ] Checking hair between tunes £15
[x] Experimenting with odd meters £25
[x] Missing root at end of blistering fill £25
[ ] Playing with a pick £50
[ ] Tuning during ballad £30
[x] Playing Jaco groove on samba £75
[x] Playing Jaco samba groove on ballad £150
[x] Attempting last word on final chord £50
[ ] Achieving last word on final chord £100
[ ] Long gliss down to final note £200

EQUIPMENT VIOLATIONS - ELECTRIC
[ ] Forgetting strap £10
[ ] Changing strings after every set £15
[ ] Using electric tuner £15
[ ] Setting up mic "just in case" £75
[ ] Forgetting to turn amp on £40
[ ] Bringing amp larger than 1 person can carry £50
[ ] Asking horn player for help moving amp £25
[ ] Bringing custom-made bass £100 per string above 4
[ ] Bringing more than 1 bass £100 per extra bass
[ ] Skull decals on bass £150
[ ] Bringing fretless bass £500

MUSICAL OFFENCES
[ ] Playing loudly during warm up £10
[x] Sound-checking amp with funk slapping £25
[ ] Loud cursing after mistake £10
[ ] Playing high and fast after mistake £20
[x] Practising 2-handed tapping between tunes £20
[ ] Asking for "E" tuning note £25
[ ] Playing E anyway when horns tune to Bb £50
[x] Playing eighth notes £5 each
[x] Playing sixteenth notes £10 each
[x] Playing above 1st octave immediate dismissal
[x] Dragging fast tempo £75
[ ] Dragging ballad tempo £100
[ ] Blacking out during ballad £200
[ ] Ignoring drummer's tempo £100
[ ] Following drummer's tempo £250

MUSIC READING
[ ] Playing written-out walking line £50
[ ] Failure to play written walking line £75
[x] Writing note names over ledger-line notes £50
[x] Writing beat numbers under dotted figures £50

BASIC STUPIDITY
[ ] Wearing old Buddy Rich tour shirt £10
[ ] Wearing new Whitesnake tour shirt £20
[ ] Asking when the rock set starts £2
[ ] Continually asking "where are we?" £25
[ ] Continually shouting "Yeah!" £25
[ ] Taking cell phone call during 4's £100

CRIMINAL BAD TASTE
[ ] Telling bone player about all the gigs you get £10
[ ] Asking bone player about their day gig £10
[ ] Sitting behind drums on break £10
[x] Quoting "Birdland" £25
[x] Practising scales during break £25

 

Bass Violation Sheet

Player: Myself
Date of Offence: 2005

UPRIGHT PLAYERS
[X] Showing up before first downbeat £25
[X] Playing audibly £25
[X] Faking changes £25
[X] Slapping £150
[ ] Missing tutti lick, then mentioning vintage of bass £25
[X] Excessive sweating £25
[ ] Pedal point double-stops during horn solo £50
[ ] Asking leader for a solo £30
[X] Accepting solo when offered £50
[ ] Taking second chorus £100
[ ] Playing solo arco £400
[X] Pretending to check tuning after playing out of tune £100
[ ] Playing "A Train" ending on every tune £200
[ ] Playing extended "A Train" ending on every tune £500

ELECTRIC PLAYERS
[ ] Checking hair between tunes £15
[ ] Experimenting with odd meters £25
[ ] Missing root at end of blistering fill £25
[ ] Playing with a pick £50
[ ] Tuning during ballad £30
[ ] Playing Jaco groove on samba £75
[ ] Playing Jaco samba groove on ballad £150
[X] Attempting last word on final chord £50
[X] Achieving last word on final chord £100
[ ] Long gliss down to final note £200

EQUIPMENT VIOLATIONS - ELECTRIC
[ ] Forgetting strap £10
[ ] Changing strings after every set £15
[X] Using electric tuner £15
[ ] Setting up mic "just in case" £75
[ ] Forgetting to turn amp on £40
[ ] Bringing amp larger than 1 person can carry £50
[ ] Asking horn player for help moving amp £25
[X] Bringing custom-made bass £100 per string above 4
[ ] Bringing more than 1 bass £100 per extra bass
[ ] Skull decals on bass £150
[ ] Bringing fretless bass £500

MUSICAL OFFENCES
[ ] Playing loudly during warm up £10
[ ] Sound-checking amp with funk slapping £25
[ ] Loud cursing after mistake £10
[ ] Playing high and fast after mistake £20
[ ] Practising 2-handed tapping between tunes £20
[X] Asking for "E" tuning note £25
[X] Playing E anyway when horns tune to Bb £50
[X] Playing eighth notes £5 each
[ ] Playing sixteenth notes £10 each
[X] Playing above 1st octave immediate dismissal
[X] Dragging fast tempo £75
[X] Dragging ballad tempo £100
[ ] Blacking out during ballad £200
[ ] Ignoring drummer's tempo £100
[X] Following drummer's tempo £250

MUSIC READING
[ ] Playing written-out walking line £50
[ ] Failure to play written walking line £75
[ ] Writing note names over ledger-line notes £50
[ ] Writing beat numbers under dotted figures £50

BASIC STUPIDITY
[ ] Wearing old Buddy Rich tour shirt £10
[ ] Wearing new Whitesnake tour shirt £20
[ ] Asking when the rock set starts £2
[ ] Continually asking "where are we?" £25
[ ] Continually shouting "Yeah!" £25
[ ] Taking cell phone call during 4's £100

CRIMINAL BAD TASTE
[ ] Telling bone player about all the gigs you get £10
[X] Asking bone player about their day gig £10
[ ] Sitting behind drums on break £10
[ ] Quoting "Birdland" £25
[ ] Practising scales during break £25

 

You reckon? It would get deleted. I'll give it a go now though.

 

Bass Violation Sheet__________

Player_ME__
Date of Offence__________

UPRIGHT PLAYERS (I'll change it to JAZZ)
[ ] Showing up before first downbeat £25
[x] Playing audibly £25
[ ] Faking changes £25
[ ] Slapping £150
[ ] Missing tutti lick, then mentioning vintage of bass £25
[ ] Excessive sweating £25
[ ] Pedal point double-stops during horn solo £50
[x] Asking leader for a solo £30
[x] Accepting solo when offered £50
[ ] Taking second chorus £100
[ ] Playing solo arco £400
[ ] Pretending to check tuning after playing out of tune £100
[ ] Playing "A Train" ending on every tune £200
[ ] Playing extended "A Train" ending on every tune £500

ELECTRIC PLAYERS
[ ] Checking hair between tunes £15
[ ] Experimenting with odd meters £25
[ ] Missing root at end of blistering fill £25
[ ] Playing with a pick £50
[ ] Tuning during ballad £30
[ ] Playing Jaco groove on samba £75
[ ] Playing Jaco samba groove on ballad £150
[x] Attempting last word on final chord £50
[x] Achieving last word on final chord £100
[ ] Long gliss down to final note £200

EQUIPMENT VIOLATIONS - ELECTRIC
[ ] Forgetting strap £10
[ ] Changing strings after every set £15
[x] Using electric tuner £15
[ ] Setting up mic "just in case" £75
[ ] Forgetting to turn amp on £40
[x] Bringing amp larger than 1 person can carry £50
[x] Asking horn player for help moving amp £25
[ ] Bringing custom-made bass £100 per string above 4
[x] Bringing more than 1 bass £100 per extra bass
[ ] Skull decals on bass £150
[ ] Bringing fretless bass £500

MUSICAL OFFENCES
[x] Playing loudly during warm up £10
[x] Sound-checking amp with funk slapping £25
[ ] Loud cursing after mistake £10
[ ] Playing high and fast after mistake £20
[ ] Practising 2-handed tapping between tunes £20
[ ] Asking for "E" tuning note £25
[ ] Playing E anyway when horns tune to Bb £50
[ ] Playing eighth notes £5 each
[ ] Playing sixteenth notes £10 each
[x] Playing above 1st octave immediate dismissal
[ ] Dragging fast tempo £75
[ ] Dragging ballad tempo £100
[ ] Blacking out during ballad £200
[ ] Ignoring drummer's tempo £100
[x] Following drummer's tempo £250

MUSIC READING
[x] Playing written-out walking line £50
[x] Failure to play written walking line £75
[x] Writing note names over ledger-line notes £50
[ ] Writing beat numbers under dotted figures £50

BASIC STUPIDITY
[ ] Wearing old Buddy Rich tour shirt £10
[ ] Wearing new Whitesnake tour shirt £20
[ ] Asking when the rock set starts £2
[x] Continually asking "where are we?" £25
[ ] Continually shouting "Yeah!" £25
[ ] Taking cell phone call during 4's £100

CRIMINAL BAD TASTE
[ ] Telling bone player about all the gigs you get £10
[ ] Asking bone player about their day gig £10
[ ] Sitting behind drums on break £10
[ ] Quoting "Birdland" £25
[ ] Practising scales during break £25