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Bass vs Drummer jokes

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by Slaine01, Mar 5, 2002.


  1. A Drummer and a Bass player are standing on a bridge when they both decide, after a few beers, to take a leak down into the river far below.

    "Gee, the waters cold" says the Drummer with a smile on his face
    The bass player only smiles and says
    "Yeah, and its deep"
     
  2. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    I don't get it.


    Why do they have bass players? To translate for the drummers.
     
  3. How did the Bass Player know the water was deep!!!
     
  4. Jeff Bollbach

    Jeff Bollbach Jeff Bollbach Luthier, Inc.

    Dec 12, 2001
    freeport, ny
  5. anonymous0726

    anonymous0726 Guest

    Nov 4, 2001
    Bass Play·er

    n.

    Kind of a cross between a drummer and a musician.
     
  6. lowb

    lowb

    Jul 27, 2000
    London, UK
    Cheers man, i'm gonna have nightmares now!!............:D

    peace
     
  7. fufu

    fufu

    Aug 18, 2002
    That isn't a very good joke..
     
  8. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD

    I still don't get it... :confused:
     
  9. fufu

    fufu

    Aug 18, 2002
    I really don't want to explain it.. But.. Erm.. BIG GENITALIA!!