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bassist confessional.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by jonathan_matos5, Jun 27, 2007.


  1. bman

    bman

    Dec 4, 2000
    Sandown, N.H., USA
    I'm tubby, have a goatee, try my best to blend in the background, am painfully shy when introduced at gigs and am an absolute gear whore.
     
  2. -Sam-

    -Sam-

    Oct 5, 2005
    Sydney, Australia
    i have a beard, i lift weights, and amps, i wear hats, i am the mediator for everything, ever
     
  3. jomahu

    jomahu

    Dec 15, 2004
    Bos, MA
    i'm in none of the pictures.

    also, i'm ugly.

    also, whenever there's a decision to be made, my response is usually: 'whatever's clever, i just want to play.'
     
  4. spc

    spc

    Apr 10, 2004
    South of Boston
    Love of stupid hats? Check.
    Tubby? Check.
    Goatee? Yup.
    Discuss music theory with people who don't understand? Yup.
    Know enough guitar to be able to ask a guitarist to play a chord somewhere else on the neck, thereby pissing him off? You bet.

    But I also find I'm the most helpful guy in the room...
    I carry a capo because the singer forgot his once, and next time that happens...Bam! Here's a capo!

    I always grab something of the guitar players to carry, usually his pedal case.

    I like to help everyone with their mike stands, etc.

    I love being a bass player...
     
  5. JKT

    JKT

    Apr 30, 2007
    Buffalo NY
    Endorsing Artist: Barker Basses
    I too have a goatee, am the mediator/counselor/voice of reason and oddly enough love gear. :)

    JKT
     
  6. OK I'm guilty of a few bass stereotypes.

    I sometimes wear a hat whilst playing.
    I love gear and learning about different basses.
    I often find myself explaining music theory to people.
    I'm shy and like to hide at the back during anything social.
    I'm a little podgy (even as a girl, I'll actually admit it!)
    I pull stupid faces when playing.
     
  7. HollowBassman

    HollowBassman

    Jun 24, 2007
    Hancock, MD
    I'm the biggest in the band(barely). I'm somewhat shy. I can't sit still without tapping a beat with my feet or fingers. Bring more picks, slides, and effect pedals to practice than the guitar player(and don't use any of them). I want to play whenever possible, and I come to this site way too much to be healthy!
     
  8. dwjazz54

    dwjazz54

    Jan 21, 2003
    Jersey City, NJ
    Gear snob.
    Wear a suede driver's cap on occasion.
    Goatee.
    Ten pounds overweight.
    Head bopper.
    I like my drummer best out of the people in my band.
    I sing along even though I don't have a mike.
    I make stupid faces when I play.
    My girlfriends are always the best-looking...;)
    I could go on and on!
     
  9. Bassic83

    Bassic83

    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    See avatar pic...:D
     
  10. BigCarl

    BigCarl

    Apr 7, 2005
    me too.
     
  11. ElDunco

    ElDunco has an addiction.

    Aug 19, 2006
    Silver Spring, MD
    Employee Atomic Music Beltsville
    Not very snobby but love the gear I have.
    Wear a hat almost all the time
    Little bit out of shape, and when in shape still a big guy (6'1" 180lbs)
    Rocking the goatee...the teenager goatee anyway
    Get really into songs when playing, but hey, stage presence can make or break a show!
    Wish I knew enough theory to discuss it with people who don't care =(
     
  12. buliwyfff

    buliwyfff

    Oct 13, 2006
    Virginia
    Im a bit quiet and tall. I love fender basses..I think I fit more the stereotypical punk bassist
     
  13. four2oh

    four2oh

    Mar 29, 2006
    Seattle, WA
    goatee
    hat
    tall and skinny
    hides in the shadows of the stage
    voice of reason in the band
    carry all the gear, PA
    more basses/pedals than both guitarists combined
    talks about music theory with inanimate objects
     
  14. Pilgrim

    Pilgrim Supporting Member

    I bring more equipment (including back-up cables and power cords), have more gear to tote and take more technical interest in the gear (esp. PS/sound) than anyone else in the band.

    Some or all of those may be stereotypical.
     
  15. Fretless1!

    Fretless1!

    Feb 19, 2007
    Are you my long, lost twin?
     
  16. TheBassBetween

    TheBassBetween

    Jun 25, 2005
    I hate drummers.
     
  17. distrot

    distrot

    Mar 26, 2007
    -im huge
    -huge beard
    -love gear
    -my back is worked after every show(read 8x10 and 2x15)
    -spend time on an all bass forum haha
     
  18. anonymous_111514

    anonymous_111514 Guest

    Oct 24, 2006
    -tall and lanky

    -don't get in stupid band arguments

    -know the most music theory

    -rediculous sense of fashion

    -the "quirky" or "funky" member of the band
     
  19. bassphreak

    bassphreak Supporting Member

    Feb 13, 2007
    Lehigh Valley Area, PA
    just starting out and new to TB, so.......
    i'm growing the goat and
    i've put on weight
     
  20. Silas Martinez

    Silas Martinez

    Jan 17, 2007
    Denver, CO
    Theory geek.
    Tone freak.
    Understand time better than my drummer. :(
    Bit overweight.
    Goatee.
    Like stupid hats, even if I don't wear one.
    Talk in terms of groove.
    When someone says punch and growl, I immediately think of my Bongo.
    Know that Bongo means bass, not a drum.
    Listen to a much wider variety of music than anyone in the band.
     
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