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Bassists who can burp on command club

Discussion in 'Bassists [BG]' started by NickInMesa, Apr 24, 2009.

  1. Hey since there are so many clubs, I thought this one would be great.

    Burping on command is not a gift that everyone has.

    I can do the alphabet. :bag:
  2. Hoover

    Hoover Banned

    Nov 2, 2007
    New York City
    I can burp on command, but I've never done the Talking While Burping thing.

    And no, I don't want a number.
  3. pbass79cam


    Jun 24, 2008
    what the heck, i can do it, so ill take a number. hahahha
  4. If we do give numbers, I believe we should start at 999 and got backwards, that way people will think we are huge.

    I mean, we ARE huge, but I mean the club.
  5. pbass79cam


    Jun 24, 2008
    HAHAHAHAAAH. ok, sounds great! :p
  6. I can burp on command. Doing the alphabet makes me feel sick though lol.
  7. dave64o

    dave64o Talkbass Top 10 all time lowest talent/gear ratio! Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 15, 2000
    Southern NJ
    I've never been able to burp on command. However, at my age it happens often enough on its own that I have no reason to feel like I'm missing out on anything.

    My younger sister can, though. When we were kids she would always wait until our mom's back was turned, let one loose, and then complain to our mom that I was being a pig. Nothing's changed since way back then, either. She's 43 now and *still* tries to trap me anytime we're out of everyone else's field of vision.
  8. bongomania

    bongomania Gold Supporting Member Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    I heard Jaco could burp on command!
  9. I've been qualified for this club since kindergarten(40 years ago). Still brings major bragging rights, I see. Ah, tradition...
  10. spigmu


    Mar 25, 2009
    Brooklyn, NY
    Aw man, I'm the opposite. Never burp. I can count on one hand the number of audible burps that have come out my mouth my entire life.

    What's the secret?
  11. GeneralElectric


    Dec 26, 2007
    NY, NY
    I can do the Star Spangled Banner.
  12. schnigges


    Jun 29, 2008
    Drink lots of Beer? Nope : to do it on cammand -> press down the air from your mouth into your stomach (not all the way down and let it up again


    I guess I'm disgusting after all
  13. Alvaro Martín Gómez A.

    Alvaro Martín Gómez A. TalkBass' resident Bongo + cowbell player

    I can't do it, but I have a friend who's an expert at that:


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