Bathroom Grafitti?

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  1. AltIII


    Sep 3, 2002
    Yeah, I just came out of the U's restroom and found this on the stall wall:
    Heh, I thought it was a bit amusing. Anyone else encounter an amusing exercise of free speech whilst squatting on porceline?
  2. Toasted


    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
    in a little club where i live, above a pair of PARTICULARLY nasty urinals:

    "don't laugh at this, the joke is in your hand"
  3. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    I've seen the Texan thing many a time.

    There was one stall in the Animal Industries building at Texas A&M in which there was an ongoing theological debate. It was pretty funny just because it was so absurd to be having this debate on a bathroom stall. It was very lengthy and it was actually a pretty intelligent debate.

    I guess bathroom stalls were the precursors to internet discussion boards. Hmmm...

    brad cook
  4. "Those who write on bathroom walls,
    roll their $#!+ in little balls.

    Those who read these lines of wit,
    eat those little balls of $#!+"

  5. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    "Some people come here to take a ****. I came to leave one."
  6. supergreg


    Jan 20, 2002
    "420 Sm0k3 W33d EVaryday"
  7. Hatman


    Feb 11, 2004
    Shropshire UK
    Written on the back of the door: To play toilet tennis look left.
    Written on the left wall: Look right
    Can you guess what was written on the right wall?
  8. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    There's the famous one from the Ladies toilet :

    "My Mother made me a Lesbian"

    and written below :

    "If I gave her the wool, could she make me one too!! " ;)
  9. "Here I sit broken hearted
    tried to *&^# but only farted"

    Then I saw this other one at my school with like 20 replies, the best were the very beginning"
    "I can't &^%$"
    "no #$@& sherlock"
  10. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    "Getting ......."

    Well I dont want this thread shut down because of a post I made.

    What exactly were you doing in the ladies room anyways Bruce? ;)

  11. it wasn't grafitti, but there was a kraft dinner ad above the urinals at school for a while:

    "just what we need. another box on the internet"

    i think the censors were sleeping when they approved that one.
  12. Jay


    Oct 19, 2000
    Bidwell, OH
    I believe there is more to this one:

    Later on I took a chance
    Tried to fart and *&^# my pants.
  13. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    I think Steven King has a short story in which rest stop graffiti plays a central role, anyone remember it?
  14. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Writing in the spirit of this thread, I think the most appropriate answer has to be :

    "...****ing your girfriend!! " ;)
  15. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Isn't it strange how Americans will say anything rather than what it actually is : bathroom, rest room, rest stop etc. ?? :meh:

    Whereas in Britain we tell it like it is and say : urinal, toilet, etc. :)
  16. WillPlay4Food

    WillPlay4Food Now With More Metal! Staff Member Supporting Member

    Apr 9, 2002
    Orbiting HQ
    Drat! Ya beat me to it!
  17. We aim to please…

    …you aim too, please!


    - Wil
  18. I haven't seen anything too memorable on the bathroom walls where i have been, but i did see something rather memorable on the wall of a jail cell. "If you are reading this, it sucks to be you."

    I found that statement to be very true.
  19. Toasted


    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
    agreed bruce, but even i was being nice, noramlly i call it "the crapper"
  20. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    Welcome to TalkBass everyone.

    This thread is not indicative of the normal conversations we all have in OT. It is actually a bit embarassing. :(


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