Before I get flamed out of existence for saying "relic":

Has anybody tried the ESP Vintage 4. I was looking on their site and they look interesting. I believe they refer to them as "Distressed". It has Basslines P/J pickups, Gotoh bridge n tuners and a thin "U" neck. I'm really digging the Aged White/Maple. Although I'd go all Paul Simonon and toss a black guard on it. I also have no idea what the price is for these things.
http://espguitars.com/basses_vintage.html