Psst... Ready to join TalkBass and start posting, make new friends, sell your gear, and more?  Register your free account in 30 seconds.

best ad for a bass player

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Mr. Pitiful, Jan 29, 2003.


  1. Mr. Pitiful

    Mr. Pitiful

    Jan 22, 2003
    Fargo ND
    I was at the cd store the other day looking for new material, and there was a poster up that read something to the effect of;

    BAND LOOKING FOR BASSIST/ OR KEYBOARDIST, MUST HAVE A HOUSE TO PRACTICE AT. TALLENT IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS HAVING A PLACE TO PRACTICE. YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO BE ABLE TO PLAY, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A HOUSE WE CAN PRACTICE AT.

    Mr. Pitiful
     
  2. Woodchuck

    Woodchuck

    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    :D That was sad!
     
  3. Could you get me the number for the ad???

    Sounds like a veritable cornucopia of opportunity.

    :confused:

    :D
     
  4. kirbywrx

    kirbywrx formerly James Hetfield

    Jul 27, 2000
    Melbourne, Australia.
    humerous add cont:

    YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO OWN A BASS, OR KNOW WHAT ONE IS, WE JUST WANT A PLACE TO PLAY DAM&%@!!

    :rolleyes: :D
     
  5. and so the sex pistols were born...
     
  6. Nope, Zander Star and dA guEst BUnk will always be the winner. That butt head actually banned me from his site!!
     
  7. Lackey

    Lackey

    May 10, 2002
    Los Angeles
    hehe,, uh, what were you doing on Zander Starr's site to begin with??!
     
  8. Haha, good question. I found it in the last best bass player ad on here. I put a nice comment in there guest book, I guess our buddy Z didn't like it.