What do they call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer. I told this (old) joke to a young drummer friend, and ever since he's been dropping one-liners on me he gets from the Internet about how great drummers are.... I know there are a lot of tag lines, t-shirts, slogans, bumper stickers, etc. that tout bass players, but I can't remember any. I take that back, I just remembered one: bass players have tight bottoms. Guys, please help me collect here a batch of pro-bass slogans. Thanks.