Best Bass Slogans, tag lines, etc.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Tom7, Mar 1, 2002.

  1. Tom7

    Tom7 I'm so bright, my mom called me son! ;-)

    Jan 31, 2000
    Eagle River, Alaska
    What do they call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer.

    I told this (old) joke to a young drummer friend, and ever since he's been dropping one-liners on me he gets from the Internet about how great drummers are....

    I know there are a lot of tag lines, t-shirts, slogans, bumper stickers, etc. that tout bass players, but I can't remember any. I take that back, I just remembered one: bass players have tight bottoms.

    Guys, please help me collect here a batch of pro-bass slogans. Thanks.
  2. warwickbass


    Dec 8, 2001
    Use edens "feel this bottem end" im sure you can find some creative ways to mold that into somethin cool and mildly offencive to the female gender.

    not that we want to offend anyone:rolleyes:
  3. eli

    eli Mad showoff 7-stringer and Wish lover Supporting Member

    Dec 12, 1999
    NW suburban Chicago
    Bassists do it on the bottom?
  4. kirbywrx

    kirbywrx formerly James Hetfield

    Jul 27, 2000
    Melbourne, Australia.
    Mabye you could incorporate the fact that (some) bass players use their fingers, into a sentence that goes out to the female audience.....Dont get it? Think about it and use the sick part of your minds;) :D
  5. malthumb


    Mar 25, 2001
    The Motor City
    I'm partial to the one in my signature

    "Old Bass players never die, they just lay on the bottom"

    There's also "Bass players do it deeper"