Getting back into the music scene, me and my bandmates have been rehashing old stories for the millionth time, and came up with one we had long since forgot about... Which leads me to ask... What is the best trainwreck you've ever seen onstage... the MOST ENTERTAINING, FUNNIEST, MOST DISASTEROUS onstage scene... ever... Well mine goes back to late Sept. 2001.... So these 3 drunk punks take to the stage. These guys, when sober, were kind of like a harder sounding version of the Replacements. Very kick ass band. Not this night... The drummer counts off with his sticks.. 1..2..3.. and about that time, the guitar players guitar strap snaps and his guitar hits the floor.... it was all I could do not to piss my pants. The guy then pulls some duct tape out and makes this awful duct tape knot on his strap, and they make it thru the first song... not too, too bad.. Then they go onto play Wonderwall by Oasis of all things... the bassist, about this time yells "hey a**hole... I dont know this one"... but the singer kept playing anyway. The bassist plays off key the whole time. Was terrible. The next song begins, and the bassists bass amp blows a fuse or something. You hear a pop, and smoke comes out. He then starts messing with it, and somehow got it to work again... but he didnt get another minute into the song before the bass amp literally exploded... hehe So then the bassist takes the bass and gets on the singer's mic...he hold his bass up like sacrificial lamb and says... matter of factly ... "this bass represents all that is wrong in this world... this bass has a name and it is Osama Bin Laden... GOD BLESS THE TALIBAN"... the whole crowd died and became deathly silent. This is about 2 weeks after 911. He then slams his bass down onto the floor and jumps off the stage and starts stomping his bass saying "I HATE YOU.... I HATE YOU...". His girlfriend then picks the bass up and puts it in her lap and they sit in the crowd as the drummer and guitarist press on... the girlfriend then gets on stage with the bass and pretends to play it... now i am in hysterics at this time.. i dont know if you guys think this is funny, but it was a riot... after a while... the bassist gets back onstage and they start making out onstage. the drummer then tells them to knock it off. The bassist tells the drummer to bring it, and the drummer stands up, only to fall backward on his ass. The bassist goes toward the drummer, and the guitarist steps in the middle and his guitar falls off onto the ground, and falls off the stage... the owner turned on the lights and it was broken up.... That story was just great. i Miss those guys.