Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by jive1, Mar 16, 2006.

  1. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking young ladies come over to your car as you are packing your groceries in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start making out with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and you can imagine the rest. During this time, the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.
  2. buzzbass

    buzzbass Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu !

    Apr 23, 2003

    LOL, buying wallets by the gross now huh ?
  3. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium
    hahaha, excellent post
  4. Was this at Greenbriar? I'm so there! :D
  5. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    I don't get it.

    More importantly....don't let them steal my Lakie!! :D

  6. No way - I had a similar experience in Las Vegas once! I walked into a bar, and a very beautiful, scantily clad and highly perfumed woman came up to me and said she'd like to talk to me alone in another part of the bar. I naively agreed, and followed her a small room in the corner. Once inside, she sat right down onto my lap, began to disrobe, and rub up against me in a provocative way. Then someone who I assumed to be one of her friends joined her. When I left the room a few hours later, I realized that someone had removed $500 from my wallet! :p
  7. Yeah, same message was posted over on Hank Williams III message boards a few days ago...
    If you're dumb enough to fall for it once, okay that's cool, you're a normal warm blooded male. But for it to happen 5 times more... Seriously, I don't believe this trash one bit. However, if the ladies would like to give it a go, and try to steal the cash, well I'd be obliged to let them try, but it won't happen.

  8. Jimbo


    Dec 4, 2000
    Philadelphia, PA
    thanks for the heads up, jive. i'm never going grocery shopping again!

  9. jkritchey


    Jul 23, 2002
    Northern Va.
    I intend to get to the bottom of this. I've purchased several wallets and am waiting for a PM as to the stores location....:help:
  10. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    On no! They didn't get the q, I mean, Brad's money, did they?
  11. Good thing I shop online.:) (self satisfied smirk)


    Rock on
  12. Woodchuck


    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    I got your back on this one. I hope those velcro wallets will do.
  13. dlloyd

    dlloyd zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Apr 21, 2004

    *the sound of a low flying joke passing overhead*
  14. 43% burnt

    43% burnt an actor who wants to run the whole show

    May 4, 2004
    Bridgeport, CT
    Wow...I'll take that any day over a nigerian ebay scam.
  15. Diggler


    Mar 3, 2005
    Western PA
    Actually, you got off cheap... marry one of them and see how much it costs you.
  16. guy n. cognito

    guy n. cognito Secret Agent Member Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 28, 2005
    Nashville, TN
    Wow. Did that joke make a wizzing sound as it went over your head?
  17. Basschair

    Basschair .............. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Feb 5, 2004
    Stockton, Ca
    I'm married, which means that sometimes I have to steal my own wallet....


    Please tell me someone got that
  18. Hahaha I laughed more with this one :D
  19. Grocery shopping PAH

    thats what you have a wife for!