Got this in an email. If it hasn't been posted here already check it out. Beyond The Bass Clef By Tony Levin In the beginning there was a bass. It was a fender, probably a precision, but it could have been a jazz... nobody knows. Anyway, it was very old.... definitely pre-C.B.S. And God looked down upon it and saw that it was good. He saw that it was very good in fact and couldn't be improved on at all (though many would later try). And so He let it be and He created man to play the bass. And lo the man looked upon the bass, which was a beautiful "sunburst", and he loved it. He played upon the open E string and the note rang through the earth and reverberated throughout the firmaments. And ... it was good. And God heard that it was good and He smiled at his handiwork. Then in course of time man came to slap upon the bass. and... lo it was funky. And God heard this funkyness and He said "Work your show" And it was really KEWL! And more time passed, and, having little else to do, the man came to pratice upon the bass. And lo, the man came to have upon him a great set of chops. And he did play faster and faster until the note rippled like a breeze thru the the heavens. And God heard this sound which sounded something like the wind, which he had created earlier. It also sounded like the movement of furniture, which He hadn't even created yet, and He was not so pleased. And He spoke to man, saying....."Don't do that." Now man heard the voice of God, but he was so excited about his new ability that he slapped upon the bass a blizzard of funky notes. And the heavens shook with the sound, and the Angels ran about in confusion. (Some of the Angels started to dance, but that's another story). And God heard this-how could He miss it-and lo He becamed annoyed. He spoke to the man, saying, "Listen man, if I want Jimmy Hendrix I would have created the "feedback" guitar. Stick to the bass parts." And the man heard the voice of God, and he knew not to mess with it. But now he had a passion for playing fast and high. The man took the frets off the bass which God (through Leo Fender) had created. And the man did slide his fingers upon the fretless fingerboard and play melodies high upon the neck. And, in his excitement, the man did forget the commandments of the Lord, and he played a frenzy of high blindingly fast Pentatonic licks. And the heavens rocked with the assault and the earth shook, rattled and rolled. Now God's wrath was great. And His voice was thunder as He spoke to the man. And He said, "O.K. for you, pal. You have not heeded My word. Lo, I shall create a soprano saxophone and it shall play higher than you can even think of." "And from the chaos I shall bring forth the drums. And they shall play so many notes thine head shall ache, and I shall make you to always stand next to the drummer." "You think you're loud? I shall create a stack of Marshall guitar amps to make thine ears bleed. And I shall send down upon the earth other instruments, and lo, they shall all be able to play higher and faster than the bass." "And for all the days of man, your curse shall be this: that all other musicians shall look to you for the low notes. And if you play too high or fast all the other musicians shall say "WOW" but really they shall hate it. And they shall tell you you're "ready for a solo career".... and find other bass players for their bands. And for all your days if you want to play your fancy licks you shall have to sneak them in like a thief in the night." "And if you finally do get to play a solo, everyone shall leave the bandstand and go to the bar for a drink." And it was so.