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Bird Lives

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by jsf729, Mar 6, 2016.

  1. jsf729

    jsf729 Supporting Member

    Dec 12, 2014
    Central Maryland
    Jazz bassist is walking down the street in NYC, headphones on listening to Charlie Parker on his iPod. Down the street he sees a crowd of people on the sidewalk. As he gets closer he sees that they are looking up and some are pointing upwards. When he gets to the scene he sees that there is a person on the 5th floor ledge threatening to jump and take his life. He yells "HEY MAN- DON'T JUMP! BIRD LIVES!" The guy on the ledge yells back "WHO'S BIRD?" Bass player yells back "JUMP!"
    dhm, gnypp45, farshore and 1 other person like this.

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