Okay, so, before anyone gets bent out of shape, this thread is about humor. HUMOR. Not hair color. First person to take this thread seriously gets strung up by the thumbs, and they'll never EVER be able to play the bass again. (By the way, my wife's blonde, and she tells me most of these). If you're blonde and you're insecure about your beautiful golden hair, then substitute "redhead" or "man" or your favorite musical instrument. But, let's keep it clean. Please. I'll start. "Two blondes walk into a shopping mall, you'd think at least one of 'em could find it."