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Bobcat walks into bar in Arizona, bites two patrons

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Marley's Ghost, Mar 28, 2009.

  1. They were saying on news this am the poor beast had rabies...guess that means at least three people are now going to have to get rabies shots...
  2. Because standing on a bar stool is going to do a whole lot when there is a MASSIVE cat walking around.

  3. jobu3

    jobu3 Artist formerly known as Big Joe

    Feb 17, 2002
    Mountain Top, PA
    I was waiting for a punch line there... :eyebrow:
  4. "that was a barbituate..."
  5. 21 shots in the buttocks // Forrest Gump :rolleyes:
  6. It is only three shots over a month or something like that now.

  7. well when i got mines it was 7 n that was in july.

    so my math says 7*3=21 :smug:

    1 shot a day too
  8. Grizzly700


    Mar 18, 2008
    Maryville, TN
    Bobcats aren't really massive.....
  9. Compared to a house cat they are.

  10. funkybass4ever


    Dec 12, 2007
    the reason he bit 2 people is because they told him to not come back until he could pay his tab:D
  11. machine gewehr

    machine gewehr

    Sep 17, 2005
    Bobcats,just like the cats,a few burnt fuses,few short circuits in the brain but only bigger and more vicious.

    Poor kitty though,rabies sucks.
  12. :p Got me too. Bobcat walks into a bar...


    30lbs of "Who's momma's a puma now, punk..?"

  13. Bartender: We don't get many bobcats in here.

    Bobcat: And at these prices, you won't get many more.


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